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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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 Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:19 Post subject: write my resignation letter
I was attacked in a dark alley by some cow workers who basically were like "we know you're going to school, we know you're leaving, give your notice so they MIGHT hire someone soon and we aren't taking it in the @$$ when you leave. Give your resignation and we may think about not hurting you." 
A quick evaluation of my entirely too short life lead me into my supervisor's office for a quick chatty chat on what my best options might be. Because I really like most of my immediate dept and my supervisor, I don't want to stick it to them, (its the rest of the firm that I could care less about.)
My supervisor, who I respect a ton and is cool as hell, says "I didn't just fall off the turnip truck, I had a decent idea of what was going on, and I'm really happy for you. I appreciate you doing what you can to help us, I'll make sure you're not fired for giving your notice" but, to blackmail our HR into letting her break the hiring freeze, she needs my resignation letter.
Help me write it (funny). I was thinking maybe a limerick type meter would be good? Except I'm not from nantucket...what can you suggest? Thank you for 4 3/4 years employment and 15 lbs? Thank you for my internet addiction?
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HYPERASHEL
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Location: The South's Sauna, Atlanta
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:27 Post subject:
After 57 months or work
Life has thrown a quirk
I'm off to nursing school
To learn to collect a “stool”
HR can now hire some other dork
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Maddies Wench
Flailing Homosapiens
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Posts: 6103
Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:28 Post subject:
I'll never understand why "You people suck. I'm outta here" never seems to suffice.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:31 Post subject:
I now leave my desk for good
A keyboard loaded with crumbs of food
Thank you for the bandwidth
But not the cafeteria sandwich
The space heater is for the next hire you fooled
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robp
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Location: Waiting in line at the beer store...
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:32 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | I now leave my desk for good
A keyboard loaded with crumbs of food
Thank you for the bandwidth
But not the cafeteria sandwich
The space heater is for the next hire you fooled |
 yer on a roll today.
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Location: Out of the frying pan, and into the fire.
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:33 Post subject:
there once was a girl from Texas
who's pay was too small for a Lexus
her coworkers were cruel
so she went back to school
and soon she will wear a bling necklace
(weak, I know...and I'm not even really sure you're from Texas...)
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:39 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | I now leave my desk for good
A keyboard loaded with crumbs of food
Thank you for the bandwidth
But not the cafeteria sandwich
The space heater is for the next hire you fooled |
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akern
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:42 Post subject:
To whom it may concern:
I'd rather wipe people's asses, than write your TPS reports.
Pffff
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bburgoyne26
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Location: Ft. Worth, Texas
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:43 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | there once was a girl from Texas
who's pay was too small for a Lexus
her coworkers were cruel
so she went back to school
and soon she will wear a bling necklace
(weak, I know...and I'm not even really sure you're from Texas...) |
Most excellent.....but should it be a bling necklace, or a pearl necklace?
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spongebob
Former FFL Champion
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:49 Post subject:
Here I sit all broken hearted....
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airehead
Oompa Loofah
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Location: Between here and eternity...
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 12:49 Post subject:
There once was a Pfff in Texas,
whose career had reached its nexus.
Although she loved the breakroom snack,
the aquanet made her gack
Now she's studying about your plexus.
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HYPERASHEL
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Location: The South's Sauna, Atlanta
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 13:36 Post subject:
my name is Chreyl and i like cats
no longer is need the hook for my hats
my sweater is natty
you may think I'm batty
TPS reports now for after i shat
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andydp
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Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 13:40 Post subject:
I'll assume you're in Texas so here's a limerick about Texans...
An untutored Southwestern solon
Coudn't tell hius behind from a hole in
That good Texas Ground
Till the day that he found
That oil wouldn't come out of his colon
There is another dirtier one that I could send you if you want.
Is there anything else we could be told about your job ? I have a book containing over 3,000 limericks including an index and rhyming dictionary.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 13:52 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | To whom it may concern:
I'd rather wipe people's asses, than write your TPS reports.
Pffff |
EXACTLY!!!!
If you've seen Office Space, that is my current job. I write TPS reports for Initech. I also balance the checkbooks of very rich, very spend happy trust fund babies. I have lots of free snacks for the taking. I work with odd people. I have just a wee bit of spare time on my hands at this job. The bureacracy at this job is much like the caste system in India. In that analogy, I'm in with the laborers or whatever the lowest is. And....thats about it.
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Noley
AZhat
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 13:57 Post subject:
Later!!!
It's been great!!!
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