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gretriever
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 Posted: 06/17/05 - 13:59 Post subject:
To whom it may concern:
It's been real.
And it's been fun.
But it hasn't been real fun.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 14:00 Post subject:
Dear Boss(es),
Take this job and shove it, I ain't workin' here no more. My woman done left, An' took all the reasons I was workin' for. You better not to try to stand in my way, As I'm a walkin' out the door. Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
I've been workin' in this fact'ry, For nigh on fifteen years. All this time, I watched my woman, Drownin' in a pool of tears. An I've seen a lot of my good folk die, Had a lot of bills to pay. I'd give the shirt right off of my back, If I had the guts to say.
Take this job and shove it, I ain't workin' here no more. My woman done left, An' took all the reasons I was workin' for. You better not to try to stand in my way, As I'm a walkin' out the door. Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
Well, that foreman, he's a regular dog, The line boss is a fool. Got a brand new flat-top haircut; Lord, he thinks he's cool. One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top, And sucker, he's gonna pay Lord, I can't wait to see their faces, When I get the nerve to say: Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
signed,
johnny paycheck
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 14:01 Post subject:
Not bad, Pfff.
Only my letter will have a few (read: a lot) of f-bombs in it.
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andydp
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 14:11 Post subject:
Dear Boss of all bosses:
You stink, your company stinks, and this job stinks. (Being a well mannered person I substituted "Stink" for an entirely different word also beginning with "s")
See you in he!!.
PFFFFFFF (Insert raspberry sound here)
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akern
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 14:44 Post subject:
Here's a little idea I got from an ex-cow-orker.
He didn't tell anyone he was quitting. He arrived to work one day with a cake that said: Goodbye to ME!! Shared it with everyone, and I haven't seen him since.
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TriBob
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 14:49 Post subject:
My friend just went in on Sunday and cleaned out his desk.
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robp
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 15:07 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Here's a little idea I got from an ex-cow-orker.
He didn't tell anyone he was quitting. He arrived to work one day with a cake that said: Goodbye to ME!! Shared it with everyone, and I haven't seen him since. |
I like this one!
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 16:15 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Here's a little idea I got from an ex-cow-orker.
He didn't tell anyone he was quitting. He arrived to work one day with a cake that said: Goodbye to ME!! Shared it with everyone, and I haven't seen him since. |
be brief pf.
i'm off to class
please kiss my patoot. 
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 16:42 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Here's a little idea I got from an ex-cow-orker.
He didn't tell anyone he was quitting. He arrived to work one day with a cake that said: Goodbye to ME!! Shared it with everyone, and I haven't seen him since. |
I LOVE THIS! I might copy it....
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Cappy
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 18:10 Post subject:
Dear Boss,
I quit
Love
Pffft
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thegman
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 21:25 Post subject:
Dear Sir:
Re: Resignation, unconditional surrender.
As you are no doubt unaware, many of the decisions made by this company over the past few years seem to be guided by a baffling mix of tidal forces, astrology, and a dart throwing monkey. Many of the former staff have elected not to remain here to take part in the corporate deathmarch of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. It is now my time to join them.
Please accept this letter as official notice of my resignation. This letter serves as four weeks notice, with my last day in the office being July 15, 2005. Please note, however, that my last day of work will commence immediately. Since the company has sucked the life from me for over four years, I thought it fitting to continue to suck a paycheck from you for the next four weeks.
I wish you continued success in the corporate drive to turn vibrant, productive and dedicated employees into an unmotivated, bitter group of people.
Hugs and kisses,
Pffff
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gretriever
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Posted: 06/17/05 - 21:46 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: | Dear Sir:
Re: Resignation, unconditional surrender.
As you are no doubt unaware, many of the decisions made by this company over the past few years seem to be guided by a baffling mix of tidal forces, astrology, and a dart throwing monkey. Many of the former staff have elected not to remain here to take part in the corporate deathmarch of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. It is now my time to join them.
Please accept this letter as official notice of my resignation. This letter serves as four weeks notice, with my last day in the office being July 15, 2005. Please note, however, that my last day of work will commence immediately. Since the company has sucked the life from me for over four years, I thought it fitting to continue to suck a paycheck from you for the next four weeks.
I wish you continued success in the corporate drive to turn vibrant, productive and dedicated employees into an unmotivated, bitter group of people.
Hugs and kisses,
Pffff |
(DEFINITELY filed away for future use. Shoot, I'll even sign mine "Hugs and kisses, Pffff" Let them figure that one out.) 
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 06/20/05 - 10:06 Post subject:
Dear Loser:
Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 06/20/05 - 10:14 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: | Dear Sir:
Re: Resignation, unconditional surrender.
As you are no doubt unaware, many of the decisions made by this company over the past few years seem to be guided by a baffling mix of tidal forces, astrology, and a dart throwing monkey. Many of the former staff have elected not to remain here to take part in the corporate deathmarch of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. It is now my time to join them.
Please accept this letter as official notice of my resignation. This letter serves as four weeks notice, with my last day in the office being July 15, 2005. Please note, however, that my last day of work will commence immediately. Since the company has sucked the life from me for over four years, I thought it fitting to continue to suck a paycheck from you for the next four weeks.
I wish you continued success in the corporate drive to turn vibrant, productive and dedicated employees into an unmotivated, bitter group of people.
Hugs and kisses,
Pffff |
and to you too GGG
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akern
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Posted: 06/20/05 - 10:31 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: | Dear Sir:
Re: Resignation, unconditional surrender.
As you are no doubt unaware, many of the decisions made by this company over the past few years seem to be guided by a baffling mix of tidal forces, astrology, and a dart throwing monkey. Many of the former staff have elected not to remain here to take part in the corporate deathmarch of snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. It is now my time to join them.
Please accept this letter as official notice of my resignation. This letter serves as four weeks notice, with my last day in the office being July 15, 2005. Please note, however, that my last day of work will commence immediately. Since the company has sucked the life from me for over four years, I thought it fitting to continue to suck a paycheck from you for the next four weeks.
I wish you continued success in the corporate drive to turn vibrant, productive and dedicated employees into an unmotivated, bitter group of people.
Hugs and kisses,
Pffff |
That's great!!
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