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HYPERASHEL
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 Posted: 05/13/04 - 14:02 Post subject: words not to contract
i tried to contract, "pass up" and "miss"
what came out? "I can't piss up an oppurtunity like that"
should have seen my cow-workers eye go 
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 05/13/04 - 14:05 Post subject:
Makes sense to me 
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airehead
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Posted: 05/13/04 - 14:08 Post subject:
I had the same problem this week.
I meant to say something like "Fine, I'll just sit here and shut up!"
It came out "Fine, I'll just sh*t here and sut up!"
Of course, my 13 y/o, the language monitor, was listening. and laughing
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/13/04 - 14:56 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | I had the same problem this week.
I meant to say something like "Fine, I'll just sit here and shut up!"
It came out "Fine, I'll just sh*t here and sut up!"
Of course, my 13 y/o, the language monitor, was listening. and laughing |
 got to hatethe kid there to hear that.
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/13/04 - 15:09 Post subject:
Never encourage a yoot old enough to know better to say the following as fast as possible:
"Shhhhh! It's time to be quiet!"
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 05/13/04 - 16:43 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | I had the same problem this week.
I meant to say something like "Fine, I'll just sit here and shut up!"
It came out "Fine, I'll just sh*t here and sut up!"
Of course, my 13 y/o, the language monitor, was listening. and laughing |
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