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keltic63
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 Posted: 10/28/04 - 10:14 Post subject: what am i teaching here?
3rd grader just asked me: "Isn't Jesus our Dad?"
I'm not sure what prompted this question..............but last I heard, I'm not supposed to teach religion in the public schools
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 10:16 Post subject:
if you don't know, how are we suppose to know? 
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akern
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 10:25 Post subject:
Would the response:
"No, I think the mailman is your daddy."
be inappropriate?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 10:28 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Would the response:
"No, I think the mailman is your daddy."
be inappropriate? |
My parents used to tell me I was the milkman's kid.
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bpdou
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 10:31 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Would the response:
"No, I think the mailman is your daddy."
be inappropriate? |
or more importantly, correct?
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Pug
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 10:47 Post subject:
But who is Pedro's daddy?
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genie
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 11:18 Post subject:
| Pug wrote: | | But who is Pedro's daddy? |
Papi, son....papi! Do you want us to revoke your multicultural awareness certificate?
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rolling rock
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 11:23 Post subject: Re: what am i teaching here?
| keltic63 wrote: | 3rd grader just asked me: "Isn't Jesus our Dad?"
I'm not sure what prompted this question..............but last I heard, I'm not supposed to teach religion in the public schools |
this child needs to come to my wednesday PM Christian ed class!! 
yesterday, i spoke of lance armstrong as an example of NOT GIVING UP...and then someone asked me if i had a crush on lance armstrong.... 
i suppose i spoke too highly of him. 
isn't Jesus our dad??? -- how fubby!! gotta love that child.
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nyc76
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 11:28 Post subject: I always thought
Jesus was my gardener.
</rimshot> 
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andydp
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 11:46 Post subject:
I believe a correct response is:
"Make sure you ask your mom and dad about that when you get home."
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genie
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 11:48 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | I believe a correct response is:
"Make sure you ask your mom and dad about that when you get home." |
"and while you're at it, you might as well bring up the birds and the bees."
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kristin31
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 12:16 Post subject: Re: I always thought
| nyc76 wrote: | Jesus was my gardener.
</rimshot> |
No. Jesus works at a local restaurant down here. He has a nice tatoo on his head.
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akern
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 12:20 Post subject:
Jesus is that guy that plays center field for the Red Sox....
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genie
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 12:21 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | Jesus is that guy that plays center field for the Red Sox.... |
See, that's why they won, Achey.
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