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cherylpf
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 Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:25 Post subject: the latest email forward
from one of my regular inbox fillers. This is why I know she'll never stop.
Oh and you'll have to imagine the cutesy fonts and pictures of kittens.
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Subject: Why send a joke?
I thought this was a good explanation.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.
Also to let
you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?
A forwarded joke.
So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:26 Post subject:
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robp
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:27 Post subject:
If they'd just send money, then I'd know I was truly loved.
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blue
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:27 Post subject:
i bet you tom cruise writes those emails...
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:30 Post subject: Re: the latest email forward
| cherylpf wrote: | from one of my regular inbox fillers. This is why I know she'll never stop.
Oh and you'll have to imagine the cutesy fonts and pictures of kittens.
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Subject: Why send a joke?
I thought this was a good explanation.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.
Also to let
you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?
A forwarded joke.
So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.
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Yeah...that's what friendship is...spamming your friends. I don't know this woman, but you can go ahead tell her that I loathe her.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:31 Post subject: Re: the latest email forward
| shelflifers wrote: | | cherylpf wrote: | from one of my regular inbox fillers. This is why I know she'll never stop.
Oh and you'll have to imagine the cutesy fonts and pictures of kittens.
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Subject: Why send a joke?
I thought this was a good explanation.
When you are very busy, but still want to keep in touch, guess what you do? You forward jokes.
When you have nothing to say, but still want to keep contact, you forward jokes.
When you have something to say, but don't know what, and don't know how, you forward jokes.
Also to let
you know that you are still remembered, you are still important, you are still loved, you are still cared for, guess what you get?
A forwarded joke.
So, next time if you get a joke, don't think that you've been sent just another forwarded joke, but that you've been thought of today and your friend on the other end of your computer wanted to send you a smile.
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Yeah...that's what friendship is...spamming your friends. I don't know this woman, but you can go ahead tell her that I loathe her. |
She's family. You can't live with them and you can't block her email without major family crisis next holiday. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:33 Post subject:
Less talk, more stab! 
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Kimba90
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:37 Post subject:
Forward her messages into the 'bulk' or 'spam' mailbox.
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blue
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:38 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Less talk, more stab! |
witnessed.
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akern
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:42 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Less talk, more stab! |
All I know is if Pfffft say's she's carving the turkey, I'm outta there!
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cherylpf
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:45 Post subject:
| Kimba90 wrote: | | Forward her messages into the 'bulk' or 'spam' mailbox. |
Unfortunately she sends real messages that I want too. Oh well.
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:52 Post subject:
send a forward that says:
"if you forward this to ANYONE you're address will be deleted forevahs! send this to at least 10 people or face doom! and whatever you do DON'T SEND THIS TO ANYONE! kittens will die and so will all your emails ever! send it now! DON'T SEND IT! Ohnoes11!!1!"
maybe she'll spontaneously combust.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 15:54 Post subject:
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maybe she'll spontaneously combust. |
That depends...Is she a drummer for Spinal Tap?
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 16:18 Post subject:
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blue
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Posted: 01/19/06 - 16:19 Post subject:
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...the red x is strangely appropriate for this thread.
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