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purple hayes
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 Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:53 Post subject: the internet
had ruined my attention span.
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:55 Post subject:
yeah, well you're not the
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TriBob
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:56 Post subject:
I still have a long attenti
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akern
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:57 Post subject:
Have you tried Viagra?
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karlene
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:58 Post subject:
/pats PH on the head...
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TimRuns
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 13:58 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | Have you tried Viagra? |
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 14:03 Post subject:
The internet is a cheap whore.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 14:07 Post subject:
I have no excuse. 
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blue
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 14:10 Post subject: Re: the internet
| purple hayes wrote: | | had ruined my attention span. |
its.so.horribly.true. 
my friends and i discussed the evolution of the internet yesterday. this is what we come up with:
The Evolution of the Internet -
so some nerd guys are in a meeting coming up with this big government database or something, saying how they're going to be able to share information around the world and all that jazz. it's going to be great for the gov't.
jerry walks in and says "oh snap - did you guys see the rack on the new playboy girl?" everyone asks to borrow a copy, but no one wants to buy their own.
ted walks in and says "man, i got a letter that says if i don't mail this out to 100 people in the next day i'm going to die and so is half of africa... do you have any idea how much that postage is going to cost me?"
jeff agrees... but secretly all he really wants is to meet a girl that loves star trek and telescopes as much as he did. if only there was a gathering place for such singles...
leo walks in and says "guess who gets to use the new photocopier first? i can't *wait* to photocopy my ass and pass it around the office! if only i could share it with everyone.... oh and i also have pictures of the new guy every one hates vomiting at the staff party..."
with those seperate agendas... the internet was born.
true story.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 14:14 Post subject:
Blue just posted the secret history of the internets! 
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 16:20 Post subject: Re: the internet
| purple hayes wrote: | | had ruined my attention span. |
...and your spelling...
...Internet
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 17:04 Post subject: Re: the internet
| DCRunningDiva wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | had ruined my attention span. |
...and your spelling...
...Internet |
I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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rolling rock
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 17:22 Post subject:
al gore is the internet.
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robp
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 18:40 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Blue just posted the secret history of the internets! |
It didn't hold my attention long enough to read it....
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airehead
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Posted: 02/20/06 - 22:24 Post subject:
Try going without it for five days.
There were tons of things I had to look up but couldn't. AAAAAARGH!!!
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