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Gogirlgo
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 Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:02 Post subject: thank-you note revisited
Dear Muckety Muck Higher Up: Thank you for coming to the staff birthday party today. The way you refused to conform to the use of utensils was truly inspiring. I now know it's polite to speak with your mouth full of cake and blow crumbs all over while doing so. I can't imagine why people suddenly stopped eating the food after you'd been to the table. Anyway, it was fun having you there, mostly b/c I was running out of things to tell my running friends but now I'm all set. Love, Go
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:07 Post subject:
Dear Go,
Be glad we don't have birthday pie.
Signed,
The Boss
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genie
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:13 Post subject:
Dear Go:
Do I know you? I'm not sure I've seen your name on the country club rosters previously. I'm happy to hear I've provided you and your running friends with amusing fodder for conversation. See, I even went and looked up fodder in an attempt to look intelligent enough to have earned my position-was I successful? No matter, I still have more rank and earn more money than anyone lower on the totem pole than me, I don't have to have manners. Muwah ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
Signed most sincerely,
Overpaid Boorish Muckety Muck Higher Up
PS-I bet your running friends who work in corporate America know lots of my cretin-like counterparts and hate them just as much. 
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genie
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:14 Post subject:
Dear OBMMHU:
Yes we certainly do and you ALL suck. Hoping you choke on your caviar at dinner would be too kind.
Signed,
Disgusted Corporate Slave Who Knows Lots of Idiots Like You
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HighHeat
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:15 Post subject:
Dear Go:
The people to cake ratio was too high. That's just the way it goes.
Sincerely,
Mr Lumberg.
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brie k
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Posted: 11/09/04 - 17:16 Post subject:
| HighHeat wrote: | Dear Go:
The people to cake ratio was too high. That's just the way it goes.
Sincerely,
Mr Lumberg. |
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