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Phar lap
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 Posted: 02/06/05 - 03:27 Post subject: some runner!!! Please read, and anyone else feeling down.
Some runner, I fear you are suffering from lifeache. Your whole life is sore; it hurts when you move it.
HERBAL REMEDY: take one patch of grass, a mild day, two large green trees.
Lie on the grass beneath one tree and contemplate the other tree. Doze off from time to time, or gaze occasionally at the grass.
Pain will subside.
Lifeache cannot be cured, but you will learn to manage the symptoms.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 08:03 Post subject:
Nice. 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 08:05 Post subject:
Dang Phar Lap,
You got it right with that one.!
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Kimba90
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 08:52 Post subject:
Don't forget the sunshine. Sunshine also helps.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 09:01 Post subject:
| Kimba90 wrote: | | Don't forget the sunshine. Sunshine also helps. |
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rolling rock
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 09:52 Post subject: Re: some runner!!! Please read, and anyone else feeling dow
| Phar lap wrote: |
Lifeache cannot be cured, but you will learn to manage the symptoms. |
aint that the truth
i feel like lying in the grass now. too bad it's covered with patches of cold wet snow. 
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brie k
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 10:02 Post subject:
Would be great if it were really that simple. Unfortunately, it's not.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 10:26 Post subject:
| brie k wrote: | | Would be great if it were really that simple. Unfortunately, it's not. |
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jrjo
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 10:59 Post subject:
| brie k wrote: | | Would be great if it were really that simple. Unfortunately, it's not. |
You never know until you try it. 
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 11:05 Post subject: Re: some runner!!! Please read, and anyone else feeling dow
| Phar lap wrote: | Some runner, I fear you are suffering from lifeache. Your whole life is sore; it hurts when you move it.
HERBAL REMEDY: take one patch of grass, a mild day, two large green trees.
Lie on the grass beneath one tree and contemplate the other tree. Doze off from time to time, or gaze occasionally at the grass.
Pain will subside.
Lifeache cannot be cured, but you will learn to manage the symptoms. |
I got stuck on "patch of grass". Quit bogarting.
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kristin31
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Posted: 02/06/05 - 13:43 Post subject:
The lifeache I can relate to right now, unfortunately. Amazingly enough, the weather always gets too cold/windy/overcast to go to the beach by the weekend. At least there is the hammock {Sigh}.
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