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blue
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 Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:30 Post subject: so i says to my girlfriend i says -
"i don't care what you do tonight, why don't you plan that wedding you're always asking me about?"
to which she replies:
"i already have it planned - just give me the ring dammit".
:shocked:
...i can honestly say that was not on the list of expected responses.
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gretriever
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:34 Post subject: Re: so i says to my girlfriend i says -
| blue wrote: | "i don't care what you do tonight, why don't you plan that wedding you're always asking me about?"
to which she replies:
"i already have it planned - just give me the ring dammit".
:shocked:
...i can honestly say that was not on the list of expected responses. |
Tch, tch, tch... Son, you have so much to learn about wimmen.
A "Hey Buttface, give me a call" move on your part may be in order. 
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:34 Post subject:
so where is the ring?
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keltic63
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:35 Post subject:
| wanttorun100 wrote: | | so where is the ring? |
presently unaccounted for, but soon to be in his nose!
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gretriever
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:37 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | so where is the ring? |
presently unaccounted for, but soon to be in his nose! |
Ahhh, the old Savoy Brown classic, She's Got A Ring In His Nose, and A Ring On Her Hand. 
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blue
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:37 Post subject:
i have to give points - normally she doesn't throw zingers like that.
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:38 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | so where is the ring? |
presently unaccounted for, but soon to be in his nose! |
 x Eleventy Billion....
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karlene
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:39 Post subject:
How old are you again?
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gretriever
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:46 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | i have to give points - normally she doesn't throw zingers like that. |
It's just taken her a little longer than the rest of Riff Raff to wise up to you. 
Points duly given to her.
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marathonrnr262
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:47 Post subject:
Dude, woman start planning their wedding when they turn like 6 years old. By the time they hit 20 it's already planned.
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karlene
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:49 Post subject:
| marathonrnr262 wrote: | Dude, woman start planning their wedding when they turn like 6 years old. By the time they hit 20 it's already planned.
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not all of us...
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 12:52 Post subject:
| karlene wrote: | | marathonrnr262 wrote: | Dude, woman start planning their wedding when they turn like 6 years old. By the time they hit 20 it's already planned.
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not all of us... |
Okay, so you fall into the 1% category.
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blue
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 13:01 Post subject:
| karlene wrote: | | How old are you again? |
23 in less then a month 
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 13:08 Post subject:
Get her a nice road bike. Maybe a top of the line FELT. Then when she dumps you for getting her a bike and no ring you'll be set for your expedition!  Your welcome! 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 08/23/06 - 13:10 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | Get her a nice road bike. Maybe a top of the line FELT. Then when she dumps you for getting her a bike and no ring you'll be set for your expedition! Your welcome! |
listen to this woman!
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