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crazyfrog
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 Posted: 12/05/05 - 13:51 Post subject: reindeer facts
| Quote: | REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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robp
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 13:54 Post subject: Re: reindeer facts
| crazyfrog wrote: | | Quote: | REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be foolish enough to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.[/i]
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 13:58 Post subject: Re: reindeer facts
| robp wrote: | | crazyfrog wrote: | | Quote: | REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be foolish enough to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.[/i]
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blue
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 14:03 Post subject:
i think the key phrase being "all around the world"...
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airehead
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 14:15 Post subject:
Reindeer are tasty.
fyi.
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blue
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 14:16 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | Reindeer are tasty.
fyi. |
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
(fyi...)[
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airehead
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 14:18 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | airehead wrote: | Reindeer are tasty.
fyi. |
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
(fyi...)[ |
It's not like it had a collar with a name and phone number on it. 
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blue
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 14:20 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | airehead wrote: | Reindeer are tasty.
fyi. |
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
(fyi...)[ |
It's not like it had a collar with a name and phone number on it. |
so what's next? stray cats? small children? lost little old ladies?
remind me to mark all my belongings and family members before you come over for dinner 
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airehead
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 14:24 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | blue wrote: | | airehead wrote: | Reindeer are tasty.
fyi. |
YOU'RE A MONSTER!
(fyi...)[ |
It's not like it had a collar with a name and phone number on it. |
so what's next? stray cats? small children? lost little old ladies?
remind me to mark all my belongings and family members before you come over for dinner |
I doubt lost little old ladies make for good eatin'.
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 20:12 Post subject: Re: reindeer facts
| crazyfrog wrote: | | Quote: | REMEMBER THIS AT CHRISTMAS TIME
According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December.
Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.
Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's
reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.
We should've known... ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.
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This should have been in the Christmas humor thread!
http://runningforums.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=37920
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 20:23 Post subject:
Boyz are wimps.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 12/05/05 - 21:24 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | Boyz are wimps. |
 oh yeah? oh yeah? well now you made me mad and that's it.
I'm sending Ranger over. 
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