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ShannonG
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 Posted: 05/21/03 - 14:57 Post subject: random observations (no stool)
I seem to have hit my 'around thirty-ish' sexual peak. I am a raging sexual tyrannosaur.
I dream about winning marathons.
I have different voices for all my pets that I 'converse' with them in.
I love buying hay for my horses. I love cutting open a bale of really good hay and feeling it and smelling it. I'll go to six places and only buy hay from one.
If I ever had to stop eating carbs I would off myself.
I haven't taken so much as an aspirin in twelve years.
Negative people p*ss me off.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 15:06 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| ShannonG wrote: | | I have different voices for all my pets that I 'converse' with them in. |
My co-workers were just talking about this!! How funny!
| Quote: | | If I ever had to stop eating carbs I would off myself. |
pass the bread
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purple hayes
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 15:07 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| cherylpf wrote: | | pass the bread |
I think I hear Dr. Atkins rolling over in his grave.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:00 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| ShannonG wrote: | I am a raging sexual tyrannosaur.
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So you have small useless arms as well?
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
If you asked me how I was doing right now, I'd drop 'trou' and sing the theme song to Family ties.
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not send useful things like safety pins, toilet paper and car fresheners?
How can celebrities have a personal trainer, a personal styler and a personal wardrobe assistant and STILL look like walking 'ass'?
Do I look fat in this hotdug bun?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:01 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| shelflifers wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | I am a raging sexual tyrannosaur.
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So you have small useless arms as well?
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No, I think it has something to do with having a big tail. 
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akern
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:16 Post subject:
Does the hay buying have anything to do with the peaking tyrannosaur?
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Molly600
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:33 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| ShannonG wrote: | | I have different voices for all my pets that I 'converse' with them in. |
That is so funny. My hubby and I do, too, and one for the baby as well. So the cat, the dog and Hayden all have their own voice we use when we converse with them.
Glad we aren't the only loons!
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tburt75
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:39 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| ShannonG wrote: | I seem to have hit my 'around thirty-ish' sexual peak. I am a raging sexual tyrannosaur.
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OMG COME OVER COME OVER PLEEEEEEEASE! ME TOO ME TOO! but i'm 6 years early...
| ShannonG wrote: | Negative people p*ss me off
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ShannonG
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:39 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
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I am Jack's raging bile duct.
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Rule #1. You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #2. You do not talk about Fight Club!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:41 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| ShannonG wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: |
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
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Rule #1. You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #2. You do not talk about Fight Club! |
You are NOT your khakis!!!
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thegman
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:49 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| shelflifers wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | I am a raging sexual tyrannosaur.
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So you have small useless arms as well?
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
If you asked me how I was doing right now, I'd drop 'trou' and sing the theme song to Family ties.
Instead of sending thoughts and prayers, why not send useful things like safety pins, toilet paper and car fresheners?
How can celebrities have a personal trainer, a personal styler and a personal wardrobe assistant and STILL look like walking 'ass'?
Do I look fat in this hotdug bun? |
Drink much at lunch today, shelf?
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ShannonG
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Posted: 05/21/03 - 16:51 Post subject: Re: random observations (no stool)
| shelflifers wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: |
I am Jack's raging bile duct.
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Rule #1. You do not talk about Fight Club
Rule #2. You do not talk about Fight Club! |
You are NOT your khakis!!! |
My sister HATED this movie. I thought it was SO GOOD!
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