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ShannonG
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 Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:06 Post subject: parents suck (well, this one does)
The kid I look after who went to Winnipeg with her dad to buy a van ended up in a massive car wreck when her dad hit ice on the highway outside of town. He flipped his Olds Aurora MULTIPLE times with her inside. Dad and child are OK, but the car is completely totalled.
I know this guy, and his cars are always penis extensions. You can bet he was going like a bat out of h*ll, and he only had summer tires on that car. In Manitoba. In March.
Don't be taking my pseudo-kid's life in your hands, you immature assclown.
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BamBam
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:10 Post subject:
If an Olds Aurora is a penis extension- he must not have much to brag about
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purple hayes
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:13 Post subject: Re: parents suck (well, this one does)
| ShannonG wrote: | | I know this guy, and his cars are always penis extensions. |
Strapping it on must hurt like heck! 
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BamBam
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:14 Post subject: Re: parents suck (well, this one does)
| purple hayes wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | I know this guy, and his cars are always penis extensions. |
Strapping it on must hurt like heck! |
doesn't the tailpipe get hot?
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gretriever
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:18 Post subject: Re: parents suck (well, this one does)
| BamBam wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | I know this guy, and his cars are always penis extensions. |
Strapping it on must hurt like heck! |
doesn't the tailpipe get hot? |
Uh, you're going the wrong way here, Bam Bam.
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ShannonG
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:21 Post subject:
| BamBam wrote: | | If an Olds Aurora is a penis extension- he must not have much to brag about |
It was the sport model with the racing suspension and big engine, not the grandpa/hat wearing/ kleenex in the bac window model.
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BamBam
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:25 Post subject: Re: parents suck (well, this one does)
| gretriever wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | ShannonG wrote: | | I know this guy, and his cars are always penis extensions. |
Strapping it on must hurt like heck! |
doesn't the tailpipe get hot? |
Uh, you're going the wrong way here, Bam Bam. |
No no the stock answer is only when he eats Chili with Jalapenos.....
I wasn't going for the old banana in the tailpipe trick
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BamBam
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:26 Post subject:
| ShannonG wrote: | | BamBam wrote: | | If an Olds Aurora is a penis extension- he must not have much to brag about |
It was the sport model with the racing suspension and big engine, not the grandpa/hat wearing/ kleenex in the bac window model. |
Ohhh that makes a world of difference--he must be John Holmes then
IT'S STILL CALLED AND OLDS......maybe he should rethink his manhood issues or get viagra
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gretriever
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:27 Post subject:
OK. You got to stop scaring me like that, man. 
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ShannonG
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Posted: 03/25/04 - 12:30 Post subject:
I may call mom in a little while to find out how they're going to get back here. With no car he has no trade for a van, so I'm thinking they might be stranded. Maybe the new boogie van and I will be taking a very looooong road trip this weekend.
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