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cherylpf
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 Posted: 11/18/03 - 22:12 Post subject: no really, its not you, its me...
worst break up lines go here:
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purple hayes
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 22:23 Post subject:
The Dr. told me this rash would clear up in no time.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 22:38 Post subject:
My release date will be four years away.
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spongebob
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 22:41 Post subject:
I would like to spend more time with your sister.
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gretriever
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 22:45 Post subject:
Doesn't matter what's said, just start a discussion with your sock puppet...
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 22:46 Post subject:
Are these ones we've received? If so... this one takes the cake.
"I'm sorry, but you look like my dad."
Her dad must have been one true stud.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 23:41 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | I would like to spend more time with your sister. |
so you mean its bad that I told him I think his dad is hot?
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kattzoo
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Posted: 11/18/03 - 23:45 Post subject:
"My wife prefers I don't date on weekends"
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 00:31 Post subject:
| kattzoo wrote: | | "My wife prefers I don't date on weekends" |
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 01:48 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | | kattzoo wrote: | | "My wife prefers I don't date on weekends" |
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sometimes an illustration helps -
like a stickman drawing of you dumping trash on the other stickperson saying "ur dumped".
it's so grade 8. 
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airehead
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 02:02 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: | Are these ones we've received? If so... this one takes the cake.
"I'm sorry, but you look like my dad."
Her dad must have been one true stud. |
I got this one "I can't keep dating you because you remind me too much of my sister"
*I hope to God above he didn't do those things with his sister.... 
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genie
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 08:30 Post subject:
The lamest part of the breakup has to be the "but I really would like us to still be friends" part. Especially when you know perfectly well they don't mean it. Just be adult enough to say that's it, period, end of story and close the damn door. 
Then there's always: our planets just aren't in proper alignment, dude....
or the classic:
I prefer spending my free time with my cats. 
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RangerG
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 09:12 Post subject:
" Your too nice...and I just don't know how to deal with it..." 
"It's not what it looks like".....yea right.. 
"I just want to be friends"...Oh brother.. 
'Your like a brother to me".....yea...if this were WV..
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elkid
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 10:13 Post subject:
TOP 18 BREAKUP LINES
"It's not you, it's me." ("It's not you - it's that new chick I've been seeing.")
"It's nobody's fault." ("It's everybody's fault - but mine!")
"I need to find myself." ("I need to lose you.")
"It's just not working out." ("My new boyfriend told me that it just wasn't working out between you and me.")
"I love you, but I'm not in love with you." ("I'm really very emotionally lazy and haven't the energy to feel anything right now.")
"I love you. but I just can't live with you." ("I love you but I just don't want to be limited to one sexual partner.")
"We've grown apart." ("Actually we grew together and I got cold-feet and slithered away.")
"We want different things." ("I want someone who can buy me a new car.")
"I don't think we should see each other anymore." ("I can't stand to look at you.")
"I think we should just be friends" ("Can we still be f*ck-buddies?")
"I'm still in love with my ex." ("I'm in love with your ex."
"Our sun signs aren't compatible." ("By the way, what sign are you?")
"I love you like a brother (sister)." ("You totally turn me off in the bedroom area.")
"You're a great guy, but..." ("....I'm looking for a jerk.")
"I need to find myself." ("I need to lose you.")
"I need some space." ("I have a hot date tonight, so get lost!")
"I need some time." ("I'll call you in about 63 years - then we can talk.")
"Before I can be OK with us, I've got to be OK with me." ("I have a hard time expressing my feelings. Get the flip out of my house. ")
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TOP 6 TRANSLATIONS FOR BREAKUP LINES
6. Line: It's not you, it's me
Translation: If I were 400 pounds and smelled like stale ass, we'd be a perfect match
5. Line: I hope we can still be friends
Translation: Please don't put a bomb in my house
4. Line: Let's make this easy on both of us
Translation: If you want to stay out of jail, don't make me spend money on a lawyer
3. Line: I still love you
Translation: I still need to use your credit cards
2. Line: I'll call you sometime
Translation: I do not respect you enough to invent a believable lie
1. Line: You're so sweet - thanks for understanding
Translation: SUCKA!
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 11/19/03 - 10:21 Post subject:
"it isn't because of ...........(insert girl's name that you will see him with in a few weeks)
....best, though is insert sister's name and he starts coming around asking her out and she refuses and starts having you say "sorry, she's not home"
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