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robp
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 Posted: 08/31/05 - 07:25 Post subject: missing!
Missing: 2 ft., 8 lb., monkey wearing blue pants
Circus trainer seeks Dillion, who fled when frightened by a train whistle
Updated: 6:56 a.m. ET Aug. 30, 2005
SPRINGDALE, Ohio - The bulletin issued by police in the southwest Ohio town of Springdale describes the subject as two feet tall, weighing eight pounds, clad only in blue pants and prone to sleeping in trees.
Dillion, a circus monkey, fled into a nearby woods early on Monday after being frightened by a train whistle from tracks near where the circus was performing in Springdale, in northern Hamilton County.
Trainer Philip Hendricks, who is part of the Hendricks Brothers Circus, says Dillion, who has a white face, brown body and is wearing a leash, is usually confident in new surroundings but the train whistle sent him scurrying.
The circus is leaving town Thursday morning and Hendricks is worried that his monkey won't be found before then.
Hendricks suggests that anyone who spots Dillion try to lure him with food. He's fond of apples, oranges, nuts, berries -- and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 07:43 Post subject:
Philip Hendricks huh, riiiiiiight. 
Hey everybody, John lost his monkey!
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Noley
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 07:46 Post subject:
| Quote: | | Hendricks, who is part of the Hendricks Brothers Circus... |
Why didn't we know about this??? This explains it.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 07:48 Post subject:
Funny thing is that yesterday at lunch i was reading the Scopes trial, the Dayton Tn evolution is only a theory case. i would love to see this monkey walking down the street there.
In it there was present day science teacher that teaches that the planet was made 6,000 years ago (yes that is thousand). things like the Grand Canyon and the great extintion was caused from the Great flood in Genesis and this teacher is Harvard educated?
Isn't there some standard nationally recognized cirricculm or something?
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cdnhollywood
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 08:13 Post subject:
I think I saw him on Family Guy the other night. Poor guy's got a pot problem....
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 09:02 Post subject:
Are they gonna spank him when he's found?
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airehead
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 09:52 Post subject:
Well, if we're all part of Hendrick's circus, then I'll be the cotton candy vendor.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 09:57 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Well, if we're all part of Hendrick's circus, then I'll be the cotton candy vendor. |
i'll be the assclown.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 10:07 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | Are they gonna spank him when he's found? |
so the next headline would be "Hendricks Spanks His Monkey"?
/ok, I giggled. 
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 11:24 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Are they gonna spank him when he's found? |
so the next headline would be "Hendricks Spanks His Monkey"?
/ok, I giggled. |
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RangerG
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Posted: 08/31/05 - 11:36 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | MastrBrewr wrote: | | Are they gonna spank him when he's found? |
so the next headline would be "Hendricks Spanks His Monkey"?
/ok, I giggled. |
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