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ShannonG
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 Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:41 Post subject: misheard morning headlines
I was reading aloud from our news homepage "Man Jumps On Windshield."
Hubby thought I said "Man Junk On Windshield." 
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j1miller
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:42 Post subject: Re: misheard morning headlines
| ShannonG wrote: | I was reading aloud from our news homepage "Man Jumps On Windshield."
Hubby thought I said "Man Junk On Windshield." (IMAGE) |
OMG! Thanks for making me smile!
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robp
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:44 Post subject:
OWWW!
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:46 Post subject: Re: misheard morning headlines
| ShannonG wrote: | I was reading aloud from our news homepage "Man Jumps On Windshield."
Hubby thought I said "Man Junk On Windshield." |
I feel so dirty now. 
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:51 Post subject:
Ranger, due to his experience with army flights, has a hearing deficit that makes for some really funny conversations.
It usually goes something like:
Me: Hey, tonight you're supposed to be able to see Venus.
Him: You can see it anytime you want.
Me: Huh?
Him: Well, it's not like we don't see eachother naked.
Me: Huh?
Him: Wait..what did you say?
Me: TONIGHT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE VENUS.
Him:  Oh, I thought you said "And maybe I'll be able to see your penis" I thought that was kind of random.
Me: 
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:52 Post subject:
Re above post: No Uranus jokes, people! 
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 09:56 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | Re above post: No Uranus jokes, people! |
LMFAO I was thinking the same thing. 
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 11:08 Post subject:
how 'bout misread headlines?
I keep seeing akey talk about the Porn Porn girl squad
(and yes, i feel icky when the actual subject matter is taken into account)
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 11:10 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | Re above post: No Uranus jokes, people! |
there's Klingons off the starboard bow starboard bow
there's Klingon on the starboard bow, what we do Jim?
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RangerG
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Posted: 05/05/05 - 11:46 Post subject:
| Maddie's Wench wrote: | Ranger, due to his experience with army flights, has a hearing deficit that makes for some really funny conversations.
It usually goes something like:
Me: Hey, tonight you're supposed to be able to see Venus.
Him: You can see it anytime you want.
Me: Huh?
Him: Well, it's not like we don't see eachother naked.
Me: Huh?
Him: Wait..what did you say?
Me: TONIGHT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO SEE VENUS.
Him: Oh, I thought you said "And maybe I'll be able to see your penis" I thought that was kind of random.
Me: |
Yea...I remember that conversation..... 
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