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prohemp
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 11:54 Post subject: learn something new everyday
Children's answers to Sunday School questions
The 5th commandment is : Humor thy father and mother
Holy Acrimony is another name for marriage
Christians can have only one wife. this is called monotony
the pope lives in a vacuum
the patron saint of travelers is St Francis of the seasick
It is sometimes difficult to hear what is being said in church because the agnostics are so terrible
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 12:00 Post subject:
this is what tim teaches while at sunday school!!!
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 12:01 Post subject:
I dunno - those make perfect sense to me.
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 12:08 Post subject:
My marriage vows included the words obey, still waiting for Jen to do so.
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genie
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 12:11 Post subject:
Better get comfy, it could be a long wait!
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Pebbles
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 13:39 Post subject:
| grego262 wrote: | | My marriage vows included the words obey, still waiting for Jen to do so. |
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/20/02 - 13:42 Post subject:
| Pebbles wrote: | | grego262 wrote: | | My marriage vows included the words obey, still waiting for Jen to do so. |
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She denies agreeing to it, but the video tape tells the truth.
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