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keltic63
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 Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:44 Post subject: it's legal to kill your spouse on a holiday, isn't it?
I'm trying to finish baking......it's a small kitchen. she's in the way. I do the baking. She just asked me to help her with the mixer  we've had it for years. I can't get in the kitchen to finish what I've started.
murder would be justified, no?
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Crazy Joe Divola
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:47 Post subject:
Since a woman's place is in the kitchen perhaps you should slide aside and let her do her thing. Women have the god given talent you might as well let her use it.
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akern
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:48 Post subject:
Try riding to work with your husband who chats incessantly before you have time to wake up. And then gets irritated with you for not standing out in the freezing cold while he puts his coat on. 
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Cappy
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:49 Post subject:
Sorry Steve, it would be murder, and since you posted it here, The DA could argue Premeditation.
Tell her she can lick the mixer beaters
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sidewinder
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:49 Post subject:
Only in the South. There He/she neeeded killin is a valid defense. 
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keltic63
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:49 Post subject:
| Crazy Joe Divola wrote: | | Since a woman's place is in the kitchen perhaps you should slide aside and let her do her thing. Women have the god given talent you might as well let her use it. |
yeah, but she hasn't finished cleaning the bathroom yet!
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genie
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 10:58 Post subject: Re: it's legal to kill your spouse on a holiday, isn't it?
| keltic63 wrote: | I'm trying to finish baking......it's a small kitchen. she's in the way. I do the baking. She just asked me to help her with the mixer we've had it for years. I can't get in the kitchen to finish what I've started.
murder would be justified, no? |
Only if no one is there to hear you. Then it doesn't count.
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:00 Post subject:
I fee your pain. Don't ask me about when the MIL brought an unplanned casserole the other day.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:05 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | | Crazy Joe Divola wrote: | | Since a woman's place is in the kitchen perhaps you should slide aside and let her do her thing. Women have the god given talent you might as well let her use it. |
yeah, but she hasn't finished cleaning the bathroom yet! |
Shouldn't you be watching TV while she brings you more beer?
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keltic63
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:12 Post subject:
UPDATE:
I've left the kitchen. I've now taken to cleaning up the house and finishing some decorating that didn't get done. I'll just wait for her to be done in the kitchen...... kinda like "go with the flow"
I have an errand to run yet, so I'm thinking it might be a good thing to get out of the house before we actually come to fisticuffs.
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akern
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:16 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | UPDATE:
I've left the kitchen. I've now taken to cleaning up the house and finishing some decorating that didn't get done. I'll just wait for her to be done in the kitchen...... kinda like "go with the flow"
I have an errand to run yet, so I'm thinking it might be a good thing to get out of the house before we actually come to fisticuffs. |
You do chores just like my husband. Right in front of the computer.
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genie
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:18 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | Crazy Joe Divola wrote: | | Since a woman's place is in the kitchen perhaps you should slide aside and let her do her thing. Women have the god given talent you might as well let her use it. |
yeah, but she hasn't finished cleaning the bathroom yet! |
Shouldn't you be watching TV while she brings you more beer? |
No wonder you aren't gettin' any.... 
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keltic63
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:18 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | UPDATE:
I've left the kitchen. I've now taken to cleaning up the house and finishing some decorating that didn't get done. I'll just wait for her to be done in the kitchen...... kinda like "go with the flow"
I have an errand to run yet, so I'm thinking it might be a good thing to get out of the house before we actually come to fisticuffs. |
You do chores just like my husband. Right in front of the computer. |
I prefer to think of it as Multi-Tasking
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purple hayes
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:20 Post subject:
| genie wrote: | | purple hayes wrote: | | keltic63 wrote: | | Crazy Joe Divola wrote: | | Since a woman's place is in the kitchen perhaps you should slide aside and let her do her thing. Women have the god given talent you might as well let her use it. |
yeah, but she hasn't finished cleaning the bathroom yet! |
Shouldn't you be watching TV while she brings you more beer? |
No wonder you aren't gettin' any.... |
It's been so long, I've forgotten what it is I'm supposed to be getting.
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Posted: 12/24/02 - 11:24 Post subject:
Steve lucky for you, you live in PA, that is correct that is justifiable. You can if you want.
but you really do not want the aggravation
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