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crazyfrog
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 Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:36 Post subject: im electric!
dear god, please help me. i am SO tired of being electrocuted every time i touch something metal or when getting out of my car.
i swear, i conduct electricity better than anyone or anything. there have been times that i have seen a blue bolt go from my hand to the car door. im terrified that im going to be blown to bits the next time i get gas. im worried that im going to have some sort of cardiac 'issue' the next time i get a big shock.
is there any way to fix this? its only a problem when its cool (fall, winter, early spring). i bought some static cling spray stuff for my car, but i havent tried it yet. does anyone have any other ideas?
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:36 Post subject:
Make sure your shoes don't have rubber on the soul.
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:39 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | Make sure your shoes don't have rubber on the soul. |
too much time in the religous threads, G3?
froggie,
make sure you shower alone. That could be a wicked shock.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:40 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | | Make sure your shoes don't have rubber on the soul. |
Rubber on the soul, could be a song title....
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Running Brewer
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:42 Post subject:
attach a metal chain to your leg and let it hang down past your shoe. This will ground you and discharge all your collected potential. 
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:46 Post subject:
| coachmarkos wrote: |
too much time in the religous threads, G3?
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DANG that's the second misspelling I've had this week! I'm slipping.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 17:46 Post subject:
Electrocution results in death. Me thinks you're just getting a shock. 
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 18:13 Post subject:
I don't know, but I do know that Edie Brickell was bumped from my head by:
You gotta know it--Its Electric!! Boogie woogie woogie woogie... 
except...I'm not sure its better...
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 18:13 Post subject:
Sorry froggie but I just find this hilarious.  Maybe you should "ground" yourself. 
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TriBob
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 18:34 Post subject:
We have electric eels. I guess we now have electric frogs. Are you a pokemon?
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 21:23 Post subject:
| TriBob wrote: | | We have electric eels. I guess we now have electric frogs. Are you a pokemon? |
sure why not, we also have electric fish, i don't see why we can't have supercharged frogs.
AC or DC current i wonder?????
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 23:03 Post subject:
This thread made me laugh and made me realize yet again, I think a lot like pfffffffffffff.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 23:04 Post subject:
| Ms. Jenn wrote: | | This thread made me laugh and made me realize yet again, I think a lot like pfffffffffffff. |
 we're so sorry.
Cheryl
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 23:16 Post subject:
gee thanks everyone. im soooo glad you guys care about my safety and well being.  
fine, we'll see just how much you laugh when the bf logs on to tell you that i was seriously shocked and had a catestrophic cardiac failure or that i blew up the entire gas station next week. harumph. <stompsoff>
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Noley
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Posted: 11/10/04 - 23:18 Post subject:
You could make a visit to my class and be a part of my Electric Circuit Unit that I'm currently teaching. 
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