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pokychick
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 Posted: 11/27/02 - 17:03 Post subject: funniest Thanksgiving memory
The year my brother, sister, and I all brought dates home from
college. My sister's date later told her that I ate more than most
of his friends who are football players.  My family has never
forgotten this. I wasn't that big. I think had been really short
for money the week before and had not eaten much.
Do you think 4 helpings of mashed potatoes is a sign of gluttony?
poky
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:09 Post subject:
That's almost dude card material. Joe...can I get a witness?
Thanksgiving has never been 'exceptional' for me so I don't really have any fub memories. Maybe tomorrow will be different...
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:15 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | That's almost dude card material. Joe...can I get a witness?
Thanksgiving has never been 'exceptional' for me so I don't really have any fub memories. Maybe tomorrow will be different... |
So witnessed...
No real fubby memories for me either, but with kids there is always the chance of something fubby coming out of their mouths.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:37 Post subject:
| Cappy wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | That's almost dude card material. Joe...can I get a witness?
Thanksgiving has never been 'exceptional' for me so I don't really have any fub memories. Maybe tomorrow will be different... |
So witnessed...
No real fubby memories for me either, but with kids there is always the chance of something fubby coming out of their mouths. |
Perhaps a 'duece' reference, yes? 
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:41 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | That's almost dude card material. Joe...can I get a witness?
Thanksgiving has never been 'exceptional' for me so I don't really have any fub memories. Maybe tomorrow will be different... |
So witnessed...
No real fubby memories for me either, but with kids there is always the chance of something fubby coming out of their mouths. |
Perhaps a 'duece' reference, yes? |
Would be easier to explain than assclown. Given the option I'd rather have him say duece.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:42 Post subject:
yeah, wait til he's at least like 7 for that. Good luck 'unlearning' him!!!
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Cappy
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:45 Post subject:
Too late, its part of his vocabulary now, now I need to explain to his pre-school teacher where he learned it.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 19:46 Post subject:
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 20:11 Post subject:
My cousin, poor thing, had just gotten married and was anxious to impress the family by hosting dinner. I think there were like 20 of us.....she wouldn't let us do much to help her because she wanted all the credit....so we get to the table, everything looks yummy......and my uncle starts carving the turkey, and what falls out of it but the bag of guts!! She forgot to take it out! I think the neck was still in there too! It was sad.....but the rest of dinner was tasty...of course, the ONLY thing anyone remembers and talks about is that, though. My family is rough. 
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 22:24 Post subject:
My grandparents were over and they hate kitties. They were sitting in the living room with a partial view of the dining room table.
My mom and sister and I were getting everything ready so we could not keep an eye on the pets. If you have a cat you know that despite all your best efforts they will do whatever they want.
My sister went out to tell my grandparents dinner was ready and caught a glimpse of the table... with the cat on it... licking the butter.
She looked like this: 
We had to do a mad dash and tackle the cat off the table. We just cut the part the cat licked off the butter. If my grandparents ever knew they would freak out.
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 22:28 Post subject:
My funniest memory is the year we had Great Aunt Irene over as usual. She was always a little loopy (she used to say "people can't believe I am a hundred years old!" She was 80) and probably heavily medicated, but she had to have her beer every night.
Well, I think she splurged that day and had 2. End result, she literally fell asleep/passed out at the dinner table, with her face down in her plate. We tried a couple of times to rouse her, but she just couldn't stay with it so we decided to just let her be.
Then my father decided it was time for thank my mother for the wonderful meal. He raised his glass and said loudly "A Toast". Well Aunt Irene snapped to attention, grabbed the bread basket that was in front of her, and started offering it to the people next to her saying "Toast? Toast?" She was quite confused when we all broke up laughing, but then quickly passed out in her mashed potatos again.
To this day no one can say offer a toast in our family with someone picking up the bread basket.
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Posted: 11/27/02 - 22:45 Post subject:
| camelia bedelia wrote: | My funniest memory is the year we had Great Aunt Irene over as usual. She was always a little loopy (she used to say "people can't believe I am a hundred years old!" She was 80) and probably heavily medicated, but she had to have her beer every night.
Well, I think she splurged that day and had 2. End result, she literally fell asleep/passed out at the dinner table, with her face down in her plate. We tried a couple of times to rouse her, but she just couldn't stay with it so we decided to just let her be.
Then my father decided it was time for thank my mother for the wonderful meal. He raised his glass and said loudly "A Toast". Well Aunt Irene snapped to attention, grabbed the bread basket that was in front of her, and started offering it to the people next to her saying "Toast? Toast?" She was quite confused when we all broke up laughing, but then quickly passed out in her mashed potatos again.
To this day no one can say offer a toast in our family with someone picking up the bread basket. |
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