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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 16:16 Post subject: freaking
So there's an exam. And each question pertains to a certain area or areas studied. And each area has a number of statutes related to it. And each statute has lots of connections to other statutes, which means that for each question, you have to do this unbelievable treasure hunt to get to the answer. Which is only one possible answer, and you may have to defend why that answer was better than the other possibilities.
If there are 9 questions in 3 hours, how long willl it be before the train arrives in Peoria?
God save me. And please make sure there's lots of beer left at the bar when I get there. Thank you.
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 16:18 Post subject:
answer:
"it probably doesn't matter in the cosmic sense"
sing it calvin, sing it!
the beer is on tap and pants are optional. don't be the lush at the party though
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 16:19 Post subject:
ps. good luck.
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 17:19 Post subject:
Isn't that why lawyers get paid the big bucks!
Hang in there - besides it could be worse could be some bizarre form of higher math!
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cherylpf
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 18:17 Post subject:
I'm sure you did so well you ruined the curve (or the equivalent action in law school terms ) Too bad you don't live close, I have a fridge full of beer and live about A mile from House of pies...
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 19:02 Post subject:
No thanks I'm good. Sorry for the brain strain.
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airehead
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 19:23 Post subject:
Good luck! After this you might need something stronger than beer. Pfff's right. You might need pie. Lots of it!!!
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karlene
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 19:26 Post subject:
There is a place called 'House of Pies'??
Is it the next left after Heaven?
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airehead
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 19:31 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | There is a place called 'House of Pies'??
Is it the next left after Heaven? |
I thought it was on the road to H*ll.
Something that sinful can't be good for you......
That's where Mr Aire and I went alone to celebrate our engagement many years ago.
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robp
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 21:42 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Karlene wrote: | There is a place called 'House of Pies'??
Is it the next left after Heaven? |
I thought it was on the road to H*ll.
Something that sinful can't be good for you......
That's where Mr Aire and I went alone to celebrate our engagement many years ago. |
The House of Pies? You renegades!
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 22:55 Post subject:
and we wonder why lawyers are insane?
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Posted: 12/19/05 - 23:29 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Karlene wrote: | There is a place called 'House of Pies'??
Is it the next left after Heaven? |
I thought it was on the road to H*ll.
Something that sinful can't be good for you......
That's where Mr Aire and I went alone to celebrate our engagement many years ago. |
The House of Pies? You renegades!  | Nothing seals a deal quite like pie.
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 00:20 Post subject:
OMG. It was even worse than initial predictions. 8 questions. 4 hours. The time flies. You have no idea what you're even writing after a while, all the statutes, they just go round and round. It no longer makes sense. Started at 6. You had to wizz at 7:30. You're allowed to leave, but you don't dare.
Man, if only House of Pies were here. I'd be ordering up the Bayou Goo faster than you can say "open-all-night." I swear, Pf, if I find myself with frequent flier miles to use, I'm coming down there and waking you up at 3 am for a pie run. Either that or the cheese fries at 59 Diner. Gads, I miss it down there.
One more test, tomorrow morning I'll wake up and get my Evidence on. Thursday, I'm living for Thursday. I am the lizard king. Bwa ha ha ha.
G'nite John Boy.
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 08:12 Post subject:
Supah freak, supah freak. She's supah freaky!
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Posted: 12/20/05 - 09:10 Post subject:
| Gogirlgo wrote: | OMG. It was even worse than initial predictions. 8 questions. 4 hours. The time flies. You have no idea what you're even writing after a while, all the statutes, they just go round and round. It no longer makes sense. Started at 6. You had to wizz at 7:30. You're allowed to leave, but you don't dare.
Man, if only House of Pies were here. I'd be ordering up the Bayou Goo faster than you can say "open-all-night." I swear, Pf, if I find myself with frequent flier miles to use, I'm coming down there and waking you up at 3 am for a pie run. Either that or the cheese fries at 59 Diner. Gads, I miss it down there.
One more test, tomorrow morning I'll wake up and get my Evidence on. Thursday, I'm living for Thursday. I am the lizard king. Bwa ha ha ha.
G'nite John Boy. |
You'll make it. Hang in there.
I must say though, that if you like law school finals, you'll absolutely love the bar exam.
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