email from my girlfriend in Spain for triathlon

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My girlfriend is in Spain to help out her friend who is a professional triathlete. There's an Ironman there sometime in the next few days.

Here's her rundown of Spain:

1. It´s windier than I would have ever thought
2. Fat ugly men where speedos YUCK!
3. Triathlete guys are skinny but not too cute
4. This is not a pick up place but more like a hangout for pregnant women
5. It can get really hot in the afternoon despite the wind
6. There are women´s boobs on display 24/7 and no I haven´t taken my top
off!
7. Went for a run yesterday and saw a lady wearing a thong on the beach
YUCK! And she was no beauty
8. camels are abused animals
9. People smoke all the time even the pregnant ladies in 4
10. Wish you were all here!!

Today was the first lovely day beyond believe. It is friggin windy here
though! My hair becomes a nest for birds by 2 in the afternoon. I sat on
my butt and read my book today. Got some sun and then swam in the ocean on
the triathlon course - no sharks and no jelly fish! Just triathletes
everywhere! And I didn´t wear my wetsuit but they did LOSERS! My hotel is
awesome right on the tacky tourist strip! BUt it is all fun. I am rather
enjoying myself doing nothing and listening the Spanish talk really fast.
I´ve nailed Óla down pat. But that is where it ends. THey talk so damn
fast you can´t understand them!

Ok that´s my update. I have 2 minutes left on this connection and now its
flashing red!!!! Holy cow!
Miss you guys!
Melissa
xoxoxoxo

Flailing Homosapiens

Can you ask her why I never get e-mails from your girlfriend in Spain? Just wondering. Wink

Oompa Loofah

Wow! A friend in Spain! Sounds so suave and romantic and international!

How cool. I have yet to go to Spain despite many of my distant distant relatives hailing from there.

One day. One day.

email from my girlfriend in Spain for triathlon

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