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Gogirlgo
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 Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:34 Post subject: driving tactics
What is the thing you yell (or want to yell) at the person in front of you who is driving like a lunatic?
I don't even think about it. Out of my mouth comes "Yo f*cknut!"
(Except when the children are in the car. Then I make sure to omit the "Yo.")
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HighHeat
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:37 Post subject:
I've never sworn so much as when I started commuting for this job... 
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TriBob
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:37 Post subject:
WTF? when people cut accross trafic within inches of other vehicles.
Gas is on the right! - For people doing well below the speed limit in the left lane of a 6 lane highway. 
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:39 Post subject:
The Terrence and Phillip song from the South Park Movie. The one that if cleanfilms.com got a hold of it it would go:
Shut your face uncle
You're a uncle
You're an uncle, yes its true
Nobody uncles quite like you
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robp
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:43 Post subject: Re: driving tactics
| Gogirlgo wrote: | What is the thing you yell (or want to yell) at the person in front of you who is driving like a lunatic?
I don't even think about it. Out of my mouth comes "Yo f*cknut!"
(Except when the children are in the car. Then I make sure to omit the "Yo.") |
Next time I'm gonna give you a brake test.....
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:47 Post subject: Re: driving tactics
| robp wrote: |
Next time I'm gonna give you a brake test..... |
That wasn't you, there were no shotgun racks and the car wasn't swerving...
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ShannonG
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:50 Post subject:
I have conversations with other drivers (even though they can't hear me) because my car always has small ears in it.
"What are you DOING???" Is usually what I start with.
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robp
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 15:50 Post subject: Re: driving tactics
| Gogirlgo wrote: |
That wasn't you, there were no shotgun racks and the car wasn't swerving... |
It's people like you that make it hard to put a slug into the Exit signs.... back there hollering and screaming and flashing your lights. A guy cant' get any target practice in with a crazed commuter on his tail.
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roacher
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 16:13 Post subject:
"Dumbass" in my best Red Foreman voice.
I go 57 miles each way with the bulk of it on the freeway so I get to say it a lot.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 16:34 Post subject:
I usually say something like
"No no. After you."
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rolling rock
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 16:56 Post subject:
please don't beep your horn behind me while trying to get me to turn left in a hurry...and then when i look back in my mirror, you're there throwing both hands up in the air in frustration. please don't do this or you'll be called a
d!cknose.
i know, it's baseless and senseless.
used it on wednesday. i bet that old man is still askin' himself what a DN is... 
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RunsLikeAGirl
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 17:11 Post subject:
I usually say "Well, THAT looks like fun!"
Seriously. Sometimes I'm just born to be mild. Other times, not so much.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 17:22 Post subject:
depends some clown on the horn.
male : bet he blows too
female: i wonder which blows best.
cut across
YO F*CKWAD
slow
the pedal on the right, now push
speed demon on my butt
Slam on the brakes or take up the whole lane (remember i'm on a bike or skates)
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airehead
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 17:25 Post subject:
I'd rather not repeat what I say. 
But don't for the love of crazy mary stop on the frickin' freeway as I'm trying to merge into the exact same spot you've now parked in. 
The whole middle lane is wiiiiide open. Park there instead while I bleepbleepbleeping MERGE bleepbleepbleep.
Ok. I really am a calm person. yah right.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/11/05 - 17:29 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | I'd rather not repeat what I say.
But don't for the love of crazy mary stop on the frickin' freeway as I'm trying to merge into the exact same spot you've now parked in.
The whole middle lane is wiiiiide open. Park there instead while I bleepbleepbleeping MERGE bleepbleepbleep.
Ok. I really am a calm person. yah right. |
but what language do you say that in?
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