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robp
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 Posted: 08/17/04 - 15:42 Post subject: dream girl personal....
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purple hayes
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 15:51 Post subject:
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Orange Bubble
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 16:09 Post subject:
Are these real?
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 16:25 Post subject:
| Quote: | | I'm lost between the Gap and Banana Republic and am in dire need of a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover. I use Dial and Irish Spring soap and sleep with my feet outside of the covers. I'm at the age when commitment sounds great, but the thought of breaking away from the beer-and-poker nights scares the crap out of me |
Fits me to a T.
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sonnylax
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 16:42 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | Quote: | | I'm lost between the Gap and Banana Republic and am in dire need of a Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover. I use Dial and Irish Spring soap and sleep with my feet outside of the covers. I'm at the age when commitment sounds great, but the thought of breaking away from the beer-and-poker nights scares the crap out of me |
Fits me to a T.
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Add sports in there and it fits me to a T as well.
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Gogirlgo
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 16:45 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | http://www.esquire.com/brutal/profile.html?single=14
Education: Master of Brewing Sciences
Master Brewer? |
At Cal Davis you can get a degree in fermentation science.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 17:53 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | http://www.esquire.com/brutal/profile.html?single=14
Education: Master of Brewing Sciences
Master Brewer? |
This girl shares your obsession with show tunes, ph.
http://www.esquire.com/brutal/profile.html?single=0
Side Note: these cannot be real
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DCRunningDiva
Look at me!!! ©
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 17:58 Post subject:
WOW! These people can't be for real!!! 
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MechEngDropout
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sonnylax
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 18:19 Post subject:
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omega lambda
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Posted: 08/17/04 - 18:21 Post subject:
| Kirk White wrote: | | I am a thirty-year-old virgin on the verge of giving up on love. When I do have a job, it's low paying, and credit consolidators take half of what I earn. I'm behind on my rent, emotionally closed, and take medication to treat my depression. I'm short, not that attractive, a little fat, and have a very small penis. I also have a problem with excessive farting. I studied mathematics in college but still live under the delusional hope of becoming an actor. |
Seeking: A good-looking, intelligent woman who can overlook my physical shortcomings and teach me about love. Please hurry.
Riiiiggghhht. These can't be for real. Unless this website is for explaining why you don't have a partner. I would definitely use the 10-foot pole rule on this guy.
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copteacher
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Posted: 08/18/04 - 06:31 Post subject:
pretty funny reading.
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 08/18/04 - 07:13 Post subject:
 those are hysterical
i think we should all write our own. you go first....
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copteacher
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Posted: 08/18/04 - 07:26 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | those are hysterical
i think we should all write our own. you go first.... |
or write one for someone else
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