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megawill
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 Posted: 08/17/05 - 16:50 Post subject: cows, constitution and ten commandments...
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government
can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the
stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington. And, they tracked her
calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal
aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them all a
cow.
CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we
just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's
worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse!
You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery"
and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and
politicians! It creates a hostile work environment!
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 08/17/05 - 16:52 Post subject:
right whing nut!
those are my lines!
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airehead
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Posted: 08/17/05 - 16:57 Post subject:
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 08/17/05 - 17:00 Post subject:
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ewe laughing at me?
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airehead
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Posted: 08/17/05 - 17:03 Post subject:
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ewe laughing at me?
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The whole thing is fubby!
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blue
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Posted: 08/17/05 - 17:03 Post subject:
i did find it interesting that the customs were more interested in making sure i paid the duty on NCAA 06, instead of wondering why i had someone else's passport with me.
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blue
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Posted: 08/17/05 - 17:07 Post subject:
"opinions are immunity to being told you're wrong"
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