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copteacher
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 Posted: 11/26/02 - 08:56 Post subject: common definitions
Gravity: Not just a good idea, it's the law!
Gross ignorance: 144 times worse than normal ignorance.
Clock: A small mechanical device to wake up people without children.
Karaoke: A Japanese word meaning "tone deaf".
Opera: Where a guy gets stabbed in the back and sings about it.
Racial prejudice is a pigment of the imagination.
"Normal": A setting on a washing machine.
Health: The slowest possible rate of dying.
Poverty: Having too much month left at the end of the money.
Boy: A noise with dirt on it.
Sleep: That fleeting moment just before the alarm goes off.
Cynic: Someone who smells the flowers and looks for the casket.
Witlag: The delay between delivery and comprehension of a joke.
Skier: Someone who pays an arm and a leg to break them.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 11/26/02 - 10:05 Post subject:
I love those! I especially like the definition of boy!  CUTE.
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akern
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Posted: 11/26/02 - 10:14 Post subject:
Health and Poverty are my favorites!!
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omega lambda
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Posted: 11/26/02 - 12:09 Post subject:
Very fubby! I especially like "boy" too. And skier...and health...and sleep! 
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copteacher
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Posted: 11/26/02 - 14:23 Post subject:
i like gravity
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