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bburgoyne26
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 Posted: 01/26/06 - 18:25 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | Certain internet videos led me to believe that all women could perform certain activities with the greatest of ease.
This is apparently not the case. (...seriously. what?) |
Linda Lovelace has skills.......unique skills......
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 18:29 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | I guess it doesn't make you go blind... although I need reading glasses.... |
 why can i relate? 
when i was little, i thought drinking maple syrup in large quantities would make me turn into Popeye.
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jrjo
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 18:30 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | i thought mickey mouse was real... go figure. |
Figured it out last month at WDW, didntcha? 
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MW
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 18:32 Post subject:
Nuns and teachers did not use the bathroom or actually have a home of their own. They lived at school.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 20:07 Post subject:
i believed that jumping off a very high wall, with an open umbrella, would let you float safely to earth. 
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runaroundsue
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 20:12 Post subject:
if I swallawed watermelon seeds, the watermelon would grow in my stomach.
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 20:35 Post subject:
Gramma had a huge scar on her belly that she claimed she got after swallowing her gum and the doctor cut her open to get it out. I can't tell you how many times I nearly coughed every organ in my stomach cavity out nearly swallowing my gum. 
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Noley
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 23:09 Post subject:
I thought everyone who had pictures of themselves taken in black & white lived in a world that was black & white. I asked: "Mommy, when did the world get color?"
My father was an anchorman on the news...and I used to think he shrunk himself to fit inside the tv. How'd he do that?
Brown cows = chocolate milk. There's no question about it!
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robp
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Posted: 01/26/06 - 23:13 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | robp wrote: | | I guess it doesn't make you go blind... although I need reading glasses.... |
why can i relate?
when i was little, i thought drinking maple syrup in large quantities would make me turn into Popeye. |
I convinced my mom to buy me spinach when I was 5 or 6 because I wanted to grow arms like Popeye. She knew I wouldn't eat it but bought me some anyways. I still remember sitting at the table looking at the giant mound of spinach in front of me and asking her if she was sure she bought the right kind. I couldn't believe anyone would eat that crap after I tried it.
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mrbill
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 00:11 Post subject:
I actually thought that radio was a bunch of bands lined up in a big room that each played a song and the commercials were so the next band could get set up.... 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 06:30 Post subject:
When I was much younger, I used to think that shelf's jokes were fresh and original.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 07:28 Post subject:
| robp wrote: |
I convinced my mom to buy me spinach when I was 5 or 6 because I wanted to grow arms like Popeye. She knew I wouldn't eat it but bought me some anyways. I still remember sitting at the table looking at the giant mound of spinach in front of me and asking her if she was sure she bought the right kind. I couldn't believe anyone would eat that crap after I tried it. |
rob with a plate of spinach--->
i believed i was pocohontas. ouch, that one hurt.
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Library Chick
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 09:52 Post subject:
When I was about 5 I overheard my Mom and Grandma talking. Grandma was telling the story of this woman who lived nearby who was giving her twins a bath, then went to answer the phone. When she got back "she'd lost both of them."
I thought she meant they went down the drain. For months later I was terrified to have my mom pull the plug on the tub until I was safely out.
Fortunately about 20 year later Mr. Rogers wrote that song to ease my fears.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 10:00 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | I thought everyone who had pictures of themselves taken in black & white lived in a world that was black & white. I asked: "Mommy, when did the world get color?"
My father was an anchorman on the news...and I used to think he shrunk himself to fit inside the tv. How'd he do that?
Brown cows = chocolate milk. There's no question about it! |
Me too!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 10:07 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | When I was much younger, I used to think that shelf's jokes were fresh and original. |
When I was younger I though PH was a man.
(he's not. I was shocked at our Riff raff conference to find an old asian woman waiting for me in a shockingly disturbing pastel-laden shirt at the airport)...
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