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robp
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 Posted: 04/02/04 - 15:16 Post subject: blond cookbook
BLONDE COOKBOOK
> >
> > MONDAY:
> > It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The
> > recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were
> > nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
> >
> > TUESDAY:
> > Tom wanted fruit salad for supper. The
> > recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a
> > surprise when Tom brought a friend home for supper.
> >
> > WEDNESDAY:
> > A good day for rice. The recipe said
> > wash thoroughly before steaming
> > the rice. It seemed kind of silly but I took a
> > bath anyway. I can't say it improved the rice any.
> >
> > THURSDAY:
> > Today Tom asked for salad again. I
> > tried a new recipe It said prepare
> > ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce
> > one hour before serving.
> > Tom asked me why I was rolling around in the
> > garden.
> >
> > FRIDAY:
> > I found an easy recipe for cookies. It
> > said put the ingredients in a bowl
> > and beat it. There must have been something
> > wrong with this recipe.
> > When I got back, everything was the same as when I
> > left.
> >
> > SATURDAY:
> > Tom did the shopping today and brought
> > home a chicken. He asked me to
> > dress it for Sunday (oh boy).
> > For some reason Tom keeps counting to ten.
> >
> > SUNDAY:
> > Tom's folks came to dinner. I wanted to
> > serve roast but all I had was hamburger.
> > Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the
> > hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It
> > still came out hamburger,
> > much to my disappointment.
> >
> >
> > GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY. This has been a very exciting week.
> > I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a
> > new recipe on Tom. If I can talk Tom into buying a bigger oven,
> > I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
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BamBam
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Posted: 04/02/04 - 15:22 Post subject:
this actually sounds like a week with Crazy Mary--MM any thoughts ???????
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Maddies Wench
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Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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Posted: 04/02/04 - 15:28 Post subject:
My ex's wife is blond in every sense of the word. One time she brought home cornish game hens from the grocery store and he joked that "Oh, yeah, they make those for midgets".
She. believed. him.
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genie
Master of Prissface
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Location: Finding serenity one day at a time
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Posted: 04/03/04 - 13:14 Post subject:
OK, I admit, I laughed.....
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