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ShannonG
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 Posted: 07/29/05 - 11:39 Post subject: beating off a cougar with a COOLER
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Dancinghomer
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 11:44 Post subject:
| Quote: | | Conservation officers say that people who come face to face with a cougar should try to look as big as they can, make lots of noise and back up slowly. |
That's all I could think of when I read that quote.
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robp
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 11:44 Post subject:
 Your thread title is the Post Of The Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ShannonG
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 11:50 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Your thread title is the Post Of The Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I never. even. thought. of it that way.
When swinging the cooler at the cougar, make sure you don't scratch her Mustang convertible.
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Ms. Jenn
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 12:10 Post subject:
Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a p!ssed off mama!
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gretriever
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 12:12 Post subject:
| Quote: | | Conservation officers say that people who come face to face with a cougar should try to look as much like a cooler as they can, make lots of noise and back up slowly. |
Nice to see they catch on to things quick up there. 
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rolling rock
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 12:14 Post subject:
who knew?
are there cougars in TN? 
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ShannonG
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 12:25 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
who knew?
are there cougars in TN? |
I think y'all call them mountain lions.
Edited to say: here kitty kitty kitty
(He doesn't look scared of the cooler at all)
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andydp
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 12:35 Post subject:
What bothers me how many innocent beers were destroyed in saving the little girl ?(<< Joke)
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keltic63
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 13:05 Post subject:
where's the moderator on this one???? talking about such things!!!!
you'll grow hair on your palms and go blind!!!!!!!
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marathonrnr262
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 13:07 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | What bothers me how many innocent beers were destroyed in saving the little girl ?(<< Joke) |
I read that five times and everytime I swear I saw bears. I just couldn't figure out the meaning until I reread it again.
DUH!!!!!!!!
Sheldon
BTW, now its funny.
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RangerG
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 14:10 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | talking about such things!!!!
you'll grow hair on your palms and go blind!!!!!!! |
In which case you would be a blind Cewbaca..
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MW
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 14:11 Post subject:
| keltic63 wrote: | where's the moderator on this one???? talking about such things!!!!
you'll grow hair on your palms and go blind!!!!!!! |
You ahhh goin' ta HAYELLL!!!
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Tri as I might
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 14:12 Post subject:
When you get bored with cow tipping you move on to beating off cougars, I guess.
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Dancinghomer
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Posted: 07/29/05 - 14:53 Post subject:
| Tri as I might wrote: | | When you get bored with cow tipping you move on to beating off cougars, I guess. |
But we don't have cougars in Oklahoma...what do I do now? 
Edit: Oh wait, yes we do. They're called mountain lions.
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