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wanttorun100
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Joined: 14 Feb 2005
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Location: Just to the right of Atilla the Hun!
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 Posted: 10/30/06 - 10:14 Post subject: bahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Two NZ sheep farmers are flying the mob to a new farm. Suddenly, the engine fails and the plane begins to fall quickly to the ground.
SH1: "Quick! Grab a parachute and jump!"
SH2: "What about the sheep ?!?"
SH1: "Bugger the sheep !!!!"
SH2: (pause) "Do you think we have time?"
Q: What is the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman?
A: The Rolling Stone says, "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says, "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"
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