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airehead
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 Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:02 Post subject: ask me anything about being a woman....
*and I reserve the right to change my mind, call a friend for help, completely ignore you, or run from the thread crying.
Now.....go?
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andydp
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:05 Post subject:
Men two pairs of shoes, one wallet.
Women; Why so many shoes and why so many handbags ?
For that matter: Why so many moods ?
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:08 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | Men two pairs of shoes, one wallet.
Women; Why so many shoes and why so many handbags ?
For that matter: Why so many moods ? |
I would kill to get away with 2 pairs of shoes and a wallet.
It's due to the man in my life that I don't dress more like a hippie.
And the moods? Oy vey. Find me a cure and I'll give you my first born.
(which would probably help with my moods, too.  )
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:11 Post subject:
Apparently, there is less curiosity about women.
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:16 Post subject:
Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it?
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:20 Post subject:
| wanttorun100 wrote: | | Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it? |
I have studied this issue long and hard. (meaning I've thought about it for about 3 minutes)
1. Wimmins are selfish and inherently assume you boys should put the seat down for us (stemming from medieval times when you'd slay dragons for us)
2. Our thought is, omg, I have got to pee, I should have peed long ago, but I left it too long, oooh, I've got to go NOW, splash.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:22 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it? |
I have studied this issue long and hard. (meaning I've thought about it for about 3 minutes)
1. Wimmins are selfish and inherently assume you boys should put the seat down for us (stemming from medieval times when you'd slay dragons for us)
2. Our thought is, omg, I have got to pee, I should have peed long ago, but I left it too long, oooh, I've got to go NOW, splash. |
This reminds me of that Larry David/Curb your Enthusiasm episode! Man, good times...
I've got a question, Miss Woman of the 90's:
Don't you ever feel bad for mastering the art of both loving and hating men at the same time?
(i've been hurt before....  )
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:29 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it? |
I have studied this issue long and hard. (meaning I've thought about it for about 3 minutes)
1. Wimmins are selfish and inherently assume you boys should put the seat down for us (stemming from medieval times when you'd slay dragons for us)
2. Our thought is, omg, I have got to pee, I should have peed long ago, but I left it too long, oooh, I've got to go NOW, splash. |
This reminds me of that Larry David/Curb your Enthusiasm episode! Man, good times...
I've got a question, Miss Woman of the 90's:
Don't you ever feel bad for mastering the art of both loving and hating men at the same time?
(i've been hurt before.... ) |
I'm still a student, oh pained one. A "D" student, really.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:39 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it? |
I have studied this issue long and hard. (meaning I've thought about it for about 3 minutes)
1. Wimmins are selfish and inherently assume you boys should put the seat down for us (stemming from medieval times when you'd slay dragons for us)
2. Our thought is, omg, I have got to pee, I should have peed long ago, but I left it too long, oooh, I've got to go NOW, splash. |
This reminds me of that Larry David/Curb your Enthusiasm episode! Man, good times...
I've got a question, Miss Woman of the 90's:
Don't you ever feel bad for mastering the art of both loving and hating men at the same time?
(i've been hurt before.... ) |
I'm still a student, oh pained one. A "D" student, really. |
You just had the opportunity of making today the best day EVAH for me. But you didn't. How does that make you feel?
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:44 Post subject:
Does it bother you that men are so pre-occupied with boobs?
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:44 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it? |
I have studied this issue long and hard. (meaning I've thought about it for about 3 minutes)
1. Wimmins are selfish and inherently assume you boys should put the seat down for us (stemming from medieval times when you'd slay dragons for us)
2. Our thought is, omg, I have got to pee, I should have peed long ago, but I left it too long, oooh, I've got to go NOW, splash. |
This reminds me of that Larry David/Curb your Enthusiasm episode! Man, good times...
I've got a question, Miss Woman of the 90's:
Don't you ever feel bad for mastering the art of both loving and hating men at the same time?
(i've been hurt before.... ) |
I'm still a student, oh pained one. A "D" student, really. |
You just had the opportunity of making today the best day EVAH for me. But you didn't. How does that make you feel? |
Makes me feel like a woman, yeah!!!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:47 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | Why is it impossible to just check the toilet seat b4 perching on it? |
I have studied this issue long and hard. (meaning I've thought about it for about 3 minutes)
1. Wimmins are selfish and inherently assume you boys should put the seat down for us (stemming from medieval times when you'd slay dragons for us)
2. Our thought is, omg, I have got to pee, I should have peed long ago, but I left it too long, oooh, I've got to go NOW, splash. |
This reminds me of that Larry David/Curb your Enthusiasm episode! Man, good times...
I've got a question, Miss Woman of the 90's:
Don't you ever feel bad for mastering the art of both loving and hating men at the same time?
(i've been hurt before.... ) |
I'm still a student, oh pained one. A "D" student, really. |
You just had the opportunity of making today the best day EVAH for me. But you didn't. How does that make you feel? |
Makes me feel like a woman, yeah!!! |
(damn, you're good!)
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:51 Post subject:
| robp wrote: | | Does it bother you that men are so pre-occupied with boobs? |
No, not really.
I think everyone has some fascination with boobs. Either liking them or hating them.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:55 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | robp wrote: | | Does it bother you that men are so pre-occupied with boobs? |
No, not really.
I think everyone has some fascination with boobs. Either liking them or hating them. |
EVERYONE????
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prohemp
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:57 Post subject:
is there really such thing as psychosomatic ovulation?
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