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shelflifers
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 Posted: 01/27/06 - 14:27 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Why don't wiminz come with a manual...so us guys have half a chance of knowing what or what not to do.  |
Are you saying you read manuals???
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blue
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 14:29 Post subject:
see below.
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blue
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 14:31 Post subject:
why is it ok for a woman to get drunk and dance naked at a bar or festival, but it's not ok for me to get a woman drunk at the bar or festival and then take her home and get her naked?
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 14:34 Post subject:
Um, I think all those are about control issues. (Your original questions)
She wants you to approve of her opinions and advice by choosing to follow them, thus approving of her.
About the nakey thing? It's about control. If she gets drunk and nakey, she's choosing to.
If she gets drunk and you take her home, the control has shifted out of her hands and she feels powerless.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 14:35 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | why is it ok for a woman to get drunk and dance naked at a bar or festival, but it's not ok for me to get a woman drunk at the bar or festival and then take her home and get her naked? |
Where are these bars and festivals of which you speak?
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blue
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 14:37 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | blue wrote: | | why is it ok for a woman to get drunk and dance naked at a bar or festival, but it's not ok for me to get a woman drunk at the bar or festival and then take her home and get her naked? |
Where are these bars and festivals of which you speak? |
mardi gras... or any bar game that involves the display of underwear.
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RangerG
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 15:12 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: |
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And who's doin the takin Slick? You? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 15:15 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: |
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And who's doin the takin Slick? You? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
I'm being perfectly honest here: Your response scared me. 
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RangerG
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 15:21 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: |
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And who's doin the takin Slick? You? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA |
I'm being perfectly honest here: Your response scared me. |
*Ring*
Hello?
Oh Hi Pipi!
What?
Naaa...I would never do that!
Nope...nuthin to worry about.
Poker game tonight? Keep a spot for me.
Thanks for the call Pip's
Bye!
*click*
Shelfie = Saved by the Pug. 
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Floridaboiler
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 20:40 Post subject:
Why do women insist on asking a hundred questions right as the critical play of the sporting event is occuring and then they stand in front of the TV when the replay is being shown as we try and see what happened when we looked at them while trying to understand their questions that they decided to ask at the key point of the game?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 20:55 Post subject:
Have you ever lost your gum while making out? Just generally speaking as a woman.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 22:05 Post subject:
| Floridaboiler wrote: | | Why do women insist on asking a hundred questions right as the critical play of the sporting event is occuring and then they stand in front of the TV when the replay is being shown as we try and see what happened when we looked at them while trying to understand their questions that they decided to ask at the key point of the game? |
This woman needs to be slapped. Quickly and often.
/Generally speaking. And I mean slapped in a metaphorical sense. Definitely.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 22:06 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | Have you ever lost your gum while making out? Just generally speaking as a woman. |
Generally speaking, I prefer chewing tobacco.
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kobyj
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 22:50 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | Why don't wiminz come with a manual...so us guys have half a chance of knowing what or what not to do. |
Cause they know better. We wouldn't read them anyway! Manuals?! We don't need no stinkin' manuals!
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 22:53 Post subject:
| kobyj wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Why don't wiminz come with a manual...so us guys have half a chance of knowing what or what not to do. |
Cause they know better. We wouldn't read them anyway! Manuals?! We don't need no stinkin' manuals! |
You about got all the requirements down for being a husband. 
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