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purple hayes
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 Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:01 Post subject: ask me anything about being a man
ready...GO!
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:02 Post subject:
Why do men's nose hairs grow out their ears?
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andydp
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:03 Post subject:
Why do some men insist on shaving their heads when all they do is wind up looking like a thumb ? (Sticking out of a blue flowered vase...)
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blue
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:03 Post subject:
is it true that if you don't 'use' it, you 'lose' it?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:04 Post subject:
Given you being a tiny old asian woman, I see no point in asking this question.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:08 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Why do men's nose hairs grow out their ears? |
Because our ear hair is busy growing on our backs.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:09 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Why do men's nose hairs grow out their ears? |
Because our ear hair is busy growing on our backs. |
You're adorable when you're gross. You know that, though, don't you?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:10 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | Why do some men insist on shaving their heads when all they do is wind up looking like a thumb ? (Sticking out of a blue flowered vase...) |
You don't wear your jealousy well. Have you tried disdain instead? It has a looser fit.
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karlene
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:12 Post subject:
why do men's butts disappear as they get older?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:13 Post subject:
| blue wrote: | | is it true that if you don't 'use' it, you 'lose' it? |
I've used it so much, I can't remember what I'm using it for. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:16 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | why do men's butts disappear as they get older? |
It's being used as fuel for ear/back hair growth!
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:18 Post subject:
Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:19 Post subject:
Since you ignored my last statement, I'll bite.
When someone questions your manhood, is it legal to stab them with a toothpick?
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andydp
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:24 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | andydp wrote: | | Why do some men insist on shaving their heads when all they do is wind up looking like a thumb ? (Sticking out of a blue flowered vase...) |
You don't wear your jealousy well. Have you tried disdain instead? It has a looser fit. |
The question is still on the table.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:25 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me?
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