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runswithscissors
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 Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:27 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN!
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:28 Post subject:
| runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:29 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
No, that's the typical diet of those in the abs contest. 
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:30 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | When someone questions your manhood, is it legal to stab them with a toothpick? |
No.
Ripping their heart out through their chest in front of their loved-ones thereby setting an example to those others foolish enough to question your manhood, yes.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:31 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change. |
GROOOOSS!!!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:31 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change. |
Tater tots are soooo 2004. Please get with the times.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:32 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change. |
GROOOOSS!!! |
I know, tater tots are not as tasty as fries, but I'm too lazy to wait to bake them.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:33 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change. |
Tater tots are soooo 2004. Please get with the times. |
PH just said YOU are not with the times!!!!
(that's GOTTA hurt!)
Hey PH! Still got rockin out to Whitesnake in your tapedeck?
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purple hayes
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:33 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change. |
GROOOOSS!!! |
I know, tater tots are not as tasty as fries, but I'm too lazy to wait to bake them. |
Bake? Throw that (*#$& in the microwave - real men do.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:34 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | runswithscissors wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | Is 0830 too early for french fries and ice cream? |
The clock is ticking... Do you have an answer for me? |
I think he answered it by not responding - DIVE IN! |
I'm changing it to tater tots. Hope the answer doesn't change. |
GROOOOSS!!! |
I know, tater tots are not as tasty as fries, but I'm too lazy to wait to bake them. |
Bake? Throw that (*#$& in the microwave - real men do. |
That's where the tots are, my friend.
I'm not with the times, yet I'm with the times. Incongruously unusual.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:37 Post subject:
PSA
in·con·gru·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-knggr-s)
adj.
Lacking in harmony; incompatible: a joke that was incongruous with polite conversation.
Not in agreement, as with principles; inconsistent: a plan incongruous with reason.
Not in keeping with what is correct, proper, or logical; inappropriate: incongruous behavior.
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{edit} look at that pronunciation???
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:38 Post subject:
Tip:
Never use big words like incongruously in the presence of men - it gives us a headache.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:39 Post subject:
| Karlene wrote: | | why do men's butts disappear as they get older? |
Damn. If that's true, I was 'older' when I was in high school. 
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 12:40 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | PSA
in·con·gru·ous ( P ) Pronunciation Key (n-knggr-s)
{edit} look at that pronunciation??? |
Points for not using any vowels.
Loss of same if you put the wrong vowels between the wrong letters.
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airehead
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Posted: 01/27/06 - 13:01 Post subject:
Why does "the man" allow his thread to drop to mid page?
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