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keltic63
the kilted one
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 Posted: 12/12/03 - 15:41 Post subject: another strangely fascinating Christmas tune
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elkid
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Location: hiding out in Philly
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 15:45 Post subject: Re: another strangely fascinating Christmas tune
I love that song! It's on my annual Christmas CD.
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Maddies Wench
Flailing Homosapiens
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Location: Seeking out the poorer quarters where the ragged people go.
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 15:46 Post subject:
I would tell you how I feel about it but I'm trying to refrain from  .
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Laurie Ellen
Queenie
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 15:49 Post subject:
The Restroom Door Said Gentleman
by Bob Rivers
(sung to the music of God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
The restroom door said gentleman
so I just walked inside
I took two steps and realized
I'd been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found
the place was occupied...
By two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse;
what could be worse?
Than two nuns, three old ladies and a nurse.
The restroom door said gentleman
it must have been a gag
As soon as I walked in there
I ran into some old hag...
She sprayed me with a can of mase
and smacked me with her bag,
I could tell this wouldn't be my day;
what can I say?
It just wasn't turning out to be my day.
The restroom door said gentleman
and I would like to find,
The crummy little CREEP who
had the nerve to switch the signs.
'Cause I've got two black eyes
and one high heel up my behind...
now I can't sit with comfort and joy
boy oh boy.
Now I'll never sit with comfort and joy.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 12/12/03 - 15:49 Post subject:
I like it! Reminds me of Driving Miss Daisy, I think thats when I first heard it.
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