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 Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:18 Post subject: another Lance Armsrong problem
Press Wednesday, August 29, 2005; 11:00 PM PARIS, France
Lance Armstrong's record setting seventh Tour de France victory, along with his entire Tour de France legacy, may be tarnished by what could turn out to be one of the greatest sports scandals of all time.
Armstrong is being quizzed by French police after three banned substances were found in his South France hotel room while on vacation after winning the 2005 Tour de France.
The three substances found were toothpaste, deodorant, and soap which have been banned by French authorities for over 75 years.
Armstrong's girlfriend and American rocker Sheryl Crowe is quoted as saying "we use them every day in America, so we naturally thought they'd be ok throughout Europe."
Along with these three banned substances, French authorities also found several other interesting items that they have never seen before, including a backbone and a testicle.
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jrjo
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:21 Post subject:
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:23 Post subject:
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:23 Post subject:
yeah but I stole it from the quilting forumn
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jrjo
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:23 Post subject:
| wanttorun100 wrote: | | yeah but I stole it from the quilting forumn |
..it's only stealin' if you get caught... or fess up 
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airehead
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:32 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | yeah but I stole it from the quilting forumn |
..it's only stealin' if you get caught... or fess up |
Otherwise, it's merely looting.
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:35 Post subject:
that is effin hilarious!
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:35 Post subject:
| airehead wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | yeah but I stole it from the quilting forumn |
..it's only stealin' if you get caught... or fess up |
Otherwise, it's merely looting. |
good thing the don't shoot looters here
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airehead
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:36 Post subject:
| wanttorun100 wrote: | | airehead wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | | wanttorun100 wrote: | | yeah but I stole it from the quilting forumn |
..it's only stealin' if you get caught... or fess up |
Otherwise, it's merely looting. |
good thing the don't shoot looters here |
No, we just photoshop.
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:38 Post subject:
Wasn't the same thing posted after his 5th and 6th wins?
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:40 Post subject:
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:48 Post subject:
| MechEngDropout wrote: | | Wasn't the same thing posted after his 5th and 6th wins? |
He keeps coming clean on the soap and toothpaste charges! 
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wanttorun100
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:50 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | MechEngDropout wrote: | | Wasn't the same thing posted after his 5th and 6th wins? |
He keeps coming clean on the soap and toothpaste charges! |
keep the day job!
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Posted: 09/19/05 - 12:51 Post subject:
| wanttorun100 wrote: | | jrjo wrote: | | MechEngDropout wrote: | | Wasn't the same thing posted after his 5th and 6th wins? |
He keeps coming clean on the soap and toothpaste charges! |
keep the day job! |
...sorry, couldn't resist that one  ...I think g-dawg humor is wearing off on me 
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