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kristin31
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:29 Post subject:
I'd rather gnaw my own leg out of a steel trap.
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JACKED UP
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:33 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | I'd rather gnaw my own leg out of a steel trap. |
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:37 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | I'd rather stick a fork in my eye. |
i'd rather eat a box of maggots. with a spoon.
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HighHeat
Big Daddy
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:38 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
i'd rather eat a box of maggots. with a spoon. |
RR,
why do you hate chopsticks?
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cherylpf
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:40 Post subject:
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i'd rather eat a box of maggots. with a spoon. |
she didn't offer yogurt!!! she didn't offer yogurt!!!
so, you're telling me there's a chance?
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:42 Post subject:
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she didn't offer yogurt!!! she didn't offer yogurt!!!
so, you're telling me there's a chance?  |
oh goodness, of course yogurt can enter into this equation.
i'd rather eat plain yogurt, swimming in maggots, with chopsticks in both eyes.
howz that?
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akern
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:43 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
i'd rather eat a box of maggots. with a spoon. |
You're not serious unless its yogurt covered maggots.
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pokychick
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:43 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: |
she didn't offer yogurt!!! she didn't offer yogurt!!!
so, you're telling me there's a chance?  |
or mention shopping at Talbots...
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airehead
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:45 Post subject:
I'm going to have to excuse myself from this situation...
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rolling rock
The Pinball
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:47 Post subject:
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or mention shopping at Talbots... |
we can always have a lemon-sucking talbots employee, wearing plaid bermuda shorts, a cardigan twinset and lime green flats, sitting next to me on the divan while i ingest my snack. even that would be better than the first option. she's also wearing a jeweled chain on her bi-focals.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:49 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
we can always have a lemon-sucking talbots employee, wearing plaid bermuda shorts, a cardigan twinset and lime green flats, sitting next to me on the divan while i ingest my snack. even that would be better than the first option. she's also wearing a jeweled chain on her bi-focals.  |
I. can't. breathe.
I work with this woman. She doesn't work at Talbots, she works here in the 5th layer...
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gretriever
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 10:53 Post subject:
I'd rather stick a fork in Akern's eye, too.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 11:10 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | I'd rather stick a fork in Akern's eye, too.  |
So I'm not the only one who was thinking that.
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 11:26 Post subject:
I would rather french kiss my boss in front of the Malvern Comcast Hub.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 05/17/05 - 11:31 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: |
i'd rather eat a box of maggots. with a spoon. | trying out for Fear Factor?
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