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DCRunningDiva
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 Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:07 Post subject: ? for ladies (or really unnatural men)
Have you ever thought you had mascara in your line of sight, tried to get the mascara off your eyelashes and then pulled out about 10 of them in the meantime???
OUCH!!!
Anybody have some "falsies" I can borrow??? 
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andydp
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:09 Post subject:
Paging Mr Cooper !! Paging Mr Alice Cooper !!! Customer assistance at aisle five !!
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:13 Post subject:
Dives - maybe you can answer this one for me. And I truly ask this without trying to sound like Mr. Male Sexist Pig Dog (as my wife has been known to refer to me).
Why do wimmen mess with mascara and eyeliner, and all those things that involve instruments that can poke you in the eye? You all have make-up and lipstick - isn't that enough?
As my mother always said, "Never stick anything in your eye smaller than your elbow."
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:16 Post subject:
[looking around]did someone say something?[/looking around]
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:34 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | Dives - maybe you can answer this one for me. And I truly ask this without trying to sound like Mr. Male Sexist Pig Dog (as my wife has been known to refer to me).
Why do wimmen mess with mascara and eyeliner, and all those things that involve instruments that can poke you in the eye? You all have make-up and lipstick - isn't that enough?
As my mother always said, "Never stick anything in your eye smaller than your elbow." |
I love that smiley. Good use huh.  That will impress Cappy.
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:35 Post subject:
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I love that smiley. Good use huh. That will impress Cappy. |
Excellent segway Mrs. Up
You win an Air Supply Video on Beta
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:37 Post subject:
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Excellent segway Mrs. Up
You win an Air Supply Video on Beta |
Ummmm, I think Shelfie wants that. 
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:37 Post subject:
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Excellent segway Mrs. Up
You win an Air Supply Video on Beta |
Hey, if you are going that far you might as well throw in the "Best of Milli Vanilli," too!
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:38 Post subject:
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Hey, if you are going that far you might as well throw in the "Best of Milli Vanilli," too! |
But since we learned they lip-synched their songs in concert, would that make them Artificial Vanilli?
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | But since we learned they lip-synched their songs in concert, would that make them Artificial Vanilli? |
WHA???? They lip-synched their songs??? I guess the next thing you are going to tell me is that Brittney isn't a virgin! 
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
| DCRunningDiva wrote: |
Hey, if you are going that far you might as well throw in the "Best of Milli Vanilli," too! |
You're implying they had a hit
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:39 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | But since we learned they lip-synched their songs in concert, would that make them Artificial Vanilli? |
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DCRunningDiva
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:41 Post subject:
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You're implying they had a hit |
You know it's true...eeew, eeew, eeew...I love yeew!
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gretriever
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 20:49 Post subject:
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You know it's true...eeew, eeew, eeew...I love yeew! |
She's right Cappy. "Girl, You Know It's True."
Although the album (I think the same title) made the "Worst 50 Rock 'n' Roll Records Of All Time " list.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 10/08/04 - 23:12 Post subject:
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You're implying they had a hit |
well there's cr@p and then thers the best of cr@p
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