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Floridaboiler
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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 Posted: 02/07/05 - 21:05 Post subject: "BELIEVE" it or not!!
Real 911 Calls, "BELIEVE" it or not!!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I'm wearing a blouse and slacks, why?
Dispatcher: 9-1-1What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it
Dispatcher: 9-1-1Fire or emergency?
Caller: Fire, I guess.
Dispatcher: How can I help you sir?
Caller: I was wondering.....does the Fire Dept. put snow chains on their trucks?
Dispatcher: Yes sir, do you have an emergency?
Caller: Well, I've spent the last 4 hours trying to put these chains on my tires and... well.. do you think the Fire Dept. could come over and help me?
Dispatcher: Help you what?
Caller: Help me get these chains on my car!
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reachnine elevenbut my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This isnine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller:My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart.
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!
And the winner is..........
Dispatcher: 9-1-1
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn....I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster. Damn......
Dispatcher: Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 02/07/05 - 21:29 Post subject:
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Cappy
Excelent
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 05:18 Post subject:
Sound about right
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copteacher
Adjunct
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 07:49 Post subject:
I could add many to that list
about right though
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robp
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Location: Waiting in line at the beer store...
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 08:31 Post subject:
snork!
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mickeyvw98
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Posts: 2010
Location: Upstate NY
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 09:44 Post subject:
*snort* those are good 
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MastrBrewr
Saccharomyces cerevisiae
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Location: outside
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 09:46 Post subject:
Who else started singing the theme from Greatest American Hero?
Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.
Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.
It's like a light of a new day,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true ue ue.
Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.
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mickeyvw98
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Posts: 2010
Location: Upstate NY
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 09:51 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | Who else started singing the theme from Greatest American Hero?
Look at what's happened to me,
I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
It should've been somebody else.
Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.
It's like a light of a new day,
It came from out of the blue.
Breaking me out of the spell I was in,
Making all of my wishes come true ue ue.
Believe it or not,
I'm walking on air.
I never thought I could feel so free eee eee.
Flying away on a wing and a prayer.
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me. |
That was such a great show. I miss it.
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cherylpf
crazy cat lady
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Posted: 02/08/05 - 10:57 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | Who else started singing the theme from Greatest American Hero? |
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