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kristin31
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 Posted: 10/25/02 - 14:41 Post subject: Your Own Corporate Practices Reminiscient of Office Space??
My personal favorite here: Dumping new software/technology on people, letting them flail around, and THEN sending them to training two months later, thus wasting countless hours and decreasing productivity for the 2 month period preceding training.
Did I mention employees get one day off a year for SUNBURN?
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Morpheus99
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 14:47 Post subject:
Let's see.
Take an employee with more than 10yrs of service.
Give them 20 days vac, 3 days sick leave, 1 BD = 24
With no time to take any of the days.
Then give them 29 days of of vacation (the 24 lumped together, plus 5 days for good measure)
Oh and get rid of x number of employees in their area.
Have no money for supplies, but money for parties.
Let me stop right there before I go on a rant. 
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copteacher
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 14:52 Post subject:
not really
but there is a STRICT hierarchy involved
traffic issues handled by one department
investigations-investigations
etc. etc
very many pissing contests on certain issues
like when peter says he has 8 bosses
yeah we have 4 corporals ,6 sgts, 1 lt, a deputy and a chief
all make different rules
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akern
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 14:54 Post subject:
Yes. The guy who knows the least about the job, shows up sometimes, and does the least amount of work makes the most money. 
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kristin31
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 14:59 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | | Yes. The guy who knows the least about the job, shows up sometimes, and does the least amount of work makes the most money. |
HEY, you too?!!! WoW!! I thought we were the only place that did that!
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BamBam
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 15:11 Post subject:
Well I have to take the customers specs to the engineers
..well I don't actually do it myself
I either have my secretary do it --or it gets faxed directly to them
LOOK--I'M A PEOPLE PERSON DAMMIT
I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS
DON'T YOU SEE THAT
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 10/25/02 - 16:07 Post subject:
I think you have my stapler.
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