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shelflifers
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 Posted: 11/21/03 - 17:44 Post subject: You're Trapped on an island!!!
In your kitchen!!!!
There are sharks swimming around it and you have just one shot to make it to your refridgerator and back.
What do you grab? I ask again...WHAT DO YOU GRAB!!!!????? 
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copteacher
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
water bottle with filter on it.
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airehead
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 17:47 Post subject:
An Icy Cold Coca Cola and a block of cheeeeese.
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elkid
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 17:49 Post subject:
Bottle of Bass. Drink it, then smash empty bottle to kill sharks with.
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cherylpf
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 18:11 Post subject:
can it be someone else's kitchen? I have no food now except a half a moldy head of cabbage and some expired yogurt 
are these landsharks?
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 18:15 Post subject:
| cherylpf wrote: | can it be someone else's kitchen? I have no food now except a half a moldy head of cabbage and some expired yogurt
are these landsharks? |
YES. and they have a candy-gram with your name on it!!!!
(great answer, kid!)
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brie k
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 18:50 Post subject:
I like the grabbing beer. Only I'd grab the vodka out of the freezer, then have a few drinks while waiting for hubby to come home. While sharks are eating him, I'll get away.
Before you get all judgmental, let's think about it. Hubby is always telling me he longs for the comfort death brings. He works too much, so this is doing him a favor. Well, he dies, the kids and I get the insurance money. See, win win. PLUS the sharks get a belly full of food. WIN WIN WIN.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 19:03 Post subject:
Just make sure after it's done that you pour alittle 'somethin...somethin' out for your fallen homey...
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kattzoo
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 19:24 Post subject:
Gatorade, unless it happens to be the one hour after I've gone to the grocery and then chocolate. I hope the sharks wait til tomorrow.
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rolling rock
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 19:50 Post subject:
| brie k wrote: | I like the grabbing beer. Only I'd grab the vodka out of the freezer, then have a few drinks while waiting for hubby to come home. While sharks are eating him, I'll get away.
Before you get all judgmental, let's think about it. Hubby is always telling me he longs for the comfort death brings. He works too much, so this is doing him a favor. Well, he dies, the kids and I get the insurance money. See, win win. PLUS the sharks get a belly full of food. WIN WIN WIN. |
good answer.
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 19:58 Post subject:
| rolling rock wrote: | | brie k wrote: | I like the grabbing beer. Only I'd grab the vodka out of the freezer, then have a few drinks while waiting for hubby to come home. While sharks are eating him, I'll get away.
Before you get all judgmental, let's think about it. Hubby is always telling me he longs for the comfort death brings. He works too much, so this is doing him a favor. Well, he dies, the kids and I get the insurance money. See, win win. PLUS the sharks get a belly full of food. WIN WIN WIN. |
good answer. |
yes but if this scenario would ever play out she's gonna look SOOOO stupid for confessing it here... 
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Noley
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 20:00 Post subject:
Those hot and spicy buffelo wings! Of course!
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shelflifers
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 20:01 Post subject:
| nolefan85 wrote: | | Those hot and spicy buffelo wings! Of course! |
it's what's for dinner!!! 
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Noley
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Posted: 11/21/03 - 20:08 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | | nolefan85 wrote: | | Those hot and spicy buffelo wings! Of course! |
it's what's for dinner!!! |
Yo!
Are you spying on me!  You stalker you!
I'm having those too!
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Pebbles
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Posted: 11/22/03 - 15:42 Post subject:
Ground meat of course!
Toss it across the room to the shark and then make my escape.
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