You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
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shelflifers
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 Posted: 02/25/03 - 15:25 Post subject: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
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akern
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 15:49 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck For the stimulating conversation.
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2. choose:
A. cell phone So Joel can still call me and breath heavy.
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly Fresh Manties every day!!
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course) Does the grill come with food to cook on it, or you just get the grill?? If it doesn't come with meat I'll take fishing gear.
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??YES!! Then I would take up jogging.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 15:59 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher - She was a very large woman. She'd go well on the George Foreman grill and I'd probably have left-overs when the 6 mos. was up.
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet - Gotta have my Riff-Raff
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated - Survival Gear reviews rock my face off!
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course) - See art teacher answer.
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
$5,000 / year for the next 50 years = $250,000. Add in compounded interest from 50 years worth of investing and I'd have ~$750,000 to spend! Yes, I'd give up running for that kind of cash. Watch out Lance Armstrong though. 
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shelflifers
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 16:08 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| akern wrote: |
2. choose:
A. cell phone So Joel can still call me and breath heavy.
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For those not familiar with this, I have my own wake up call service...
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robp
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 16:22 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand Because I'd have no problem cannibalizing her.
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch batteries would die in the others eventually
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated esp. if it was the swimsuit issue
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear hey i like to fish
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? |
doubtful.
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thegman
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 16:23 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck Only if he comes with blackberry glaze.
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet To research rare island diseases.
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Subscription to:
A. Sports Illustrated To see if I appear in the background of the swimsuit issue photoshoot.
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course) Mmmmm....grilled bananas and duck with blackberry glaze.....
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? Even if chased? No way!!
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runswithscissors
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 16:29 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher: I think she died, so no.
B. Barbara Streisand: she should be dead, so no.
C. the Aflac duck: it will be dead after I cook it up, so YES.
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2. choose:
A. cell phone: unlimited power? didn't think so. So, no.
B. laptop w/internet: see above answer
C. Etch-a-Sketch: I can spend hours on that baby.
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated: Don't
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated: you mean
C. Quilting Weekly: SUBSCRIPTION?
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course): see 2a
B. Fishing gear: I'll choose this one for the halibut.
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips: What did you call these, Monk?
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? |
Nah, I like to run. Double that and we will talk.
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Pebbles
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 16:46 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck --- I could make a comfy pillow out of the feathers--also, see question 4.
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet --to research duck recipes, get my RR on, stay in touch with friends, family.
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly--gee, I hope they have an article on quilting with palm leaves...
4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course) Grilled duck-- sounds tasty!
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? Definitely, and then buy a bike! |
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shelflifers
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 16:57 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand-Every deserted island needs an arch enemy. She would be mine and I would assault her early and often with palm leaves and coconut shells...
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone...
B. laptop w/internet...Definitely the laptop! I'd start up a 'deserted on an island' forum and network with other castaways...We'd post nutty things like "I'm growing hair in strange places" and "Do you ever get that 'alone' feeling?"
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly--duh...quilta 4 life.
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips-just to tick off PH
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
Yep, I saw PH's math. Think of the gummy bears...mmm.....
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coachmarkos
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 17:03 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher It could be handy having someone who can weave things.
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet Got to keep up with my fantasy sports teams.
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated Keep me up to date, and of course the swimsuit issue.
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear This wasn't popular with anyone else, so I'll go ahead and try to fish.
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
No, because what if I was chased by wild animals? You never know what could happen, and running might be something I need to do for survival.
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jrjo
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 17:56 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher ahhh...Ms Panyan
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet how else would I post run reports
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated I'd be the star columnist
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear And I'd do a heckuva lot better than the Survivors
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? No way..An island would be great for tempo reps |
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Cappy
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 18:42 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| Cappy wrote: |
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? |
Yup, I would start riding my Bike
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copteacher
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 20:43 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
C. the Aflac duck- I guess I could eat the duck eventually
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2. choose:
B. laptop w/internet -addicting games.com enough said
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
B. Fishing gear
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
no. that is too small an amount
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Posted: 02/25/03 - 23:19 Post subject:
A (although I can't even remember if I had a 5th grade art teacher...he/she would have to be less annoying than B or C)
B
A
A
definitely not  I'd weight 200 pounds and have to use all the money for a gastric bypass
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Posted: 02/26/03 - 00:28 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:Subscription, maybe 
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? |
No way in Sam Hill!!!
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