You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
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airehead
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 Posted: 01/25/05 - 13:54 Post subject:
Here's the one I was looking for! I love these!!! (Said in my best Will Farrell voice...)
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mickeyvw98
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:13 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher - at least there would be something to do
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2. choose:
B. laptop w/internet 
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3. Prescription to:
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated - I love those How-to things!
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course) - Grilling makes everything taste better
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
No, I enjoy running too much.
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kristin31
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:41 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher (Actually, I LOVED my 5th grade art teacher. Definitely her. SHe encouraged creativity in ewven the most non-artistic of the clas, bakes us cookies, and brought in homemade fudge. One of the best teachers EVAH! (and I would gnaw my own leg out of a steel trap before spending anytime at all with BArbara Streisand).
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet Laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated I've never heard of this but it sounds like a good choice.
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course) Grill, for sure.
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
No.
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gretriever
Hipster Doofus
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 14:49 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| Quote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
Actually I'd prefer a subscription to Sports Illustrated.
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??How evil are they? Charlie Manson evil? David Hasselhof evil? It would have an impact on my answer! |
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Ms. Jenn
Fresh, Hot & Wild
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 15:04 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
No.
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Posts: 21238
Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 15:11 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
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2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
D. Morphine
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree?? |
Run from who?
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RangerG
Bounty Hunter
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Posts: 7301
Location: Gmail Server Number 126
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Posted: 01/25/05 - 15:31 Post subject: Re: You're Stuck On an Island...part 324
| shelflifers wrote: | You know the drill. You'll be on a deserted island for 6 months. You have the following choices.
1. One of the following may accompany you:
A. your 5th grade Art teacher
B. Barbara Streisand
C. the Aflac duck
-------------------
2. choose:
A. cell phone
B. laptop w/internet
C. Etch-a-Sketch
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3. Prescription to:
A. Sports Illustrated
B. Surviving on an Island Illustrated
C. Quilting Weekly
D. None
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4. For food purposes, you may take:
A. George Foreman Grill (battery powered of course)
B. Fishing gear
C. 6 month supply of salt n vinegar potato chips
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and finally!
5. If this evil person that sent you on this island paid you $5,000 a year for the rest of your life to never run again, WOULD YOU agree??
Not for $5,000 a year...now $50,000 a year is another story... |
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