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andydp
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 Posted: 10/28/04 - 15:52 Post subject: You might be a redneck if...
You've ever gone to a funeral home in a tube top.
You and your dog have shared the same tree.
Your turn !!
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jrjo
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 15:54 Post subject:
You mow the lawn and find a car.
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AlaninTX
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 16:25 Post subject:
Your grandfather made your license plate.
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purple hayes
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 16:28 Post subject:
| jrjo wrote: | | You mow the lawn and find a car. |
I found an exhaust manifold from the previous owner one day while I was mowing.
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jrjo
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 16:29 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | | I found an exhaust manifold from the previous owner one day while I was mowing. |
Burying a car upside down.. now that's real redneckism!!
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kristin31
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 16:30 Post subject:
You have both a car and a boat in your yard under a tarp. Oh, wait that's me. Great. I've turned into a redneck. 
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 16:30 Post subject:
Your wife/husband is also your cousin
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thegman
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 16:59 Post subject:
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
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HYPERASHEL
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 17:25 Post subject:
you treat your huntin' dog better than the ol' lady
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genie
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 17:34 Post subject:
| kristin31 wrote: | | You have both a car and a boat in your yard under a tarp. Oh, wait that's me. Great. I've turned into a redneck. |
 and you don't wear shoes much anymore.....
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andydp
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 18:14 Post subject:
Just remembered:
You've ever had to climb up on the town water tower to uphold your sister's honor.
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Cappy
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Posted: 10/28/04 - 18:15 Post subject:
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MechEngDropout
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 00:04 Post subject:
The richest person you know has his home on wheels.
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Pot N Kettle Patrol
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Location: What? location? Eh top of the stove
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 00:40 Post subject:
| AlaninTX wrote: | | Your grandfather made your license plate. |
HI ALANIN!!! 
I wasn't responding to your'e post, but your temperature thing
73 degrees
eh?
we dont' see 73 degrees up here 
ever 
just keep rubbing it in
again and again even though it's octobur 
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Pot N Kettle Patrol
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Posted: 10/29/04 - 00:43 Post subject:
I just wanted to add, not about the temeprature thingy
but the time thingy, guess some ediots don't know the time 
one clock 11:41
another clock 11:38
wtf is going on?
we all know whos genuses around here huh? eh?
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