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Dancer
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 Posted: 06/23/05 - 12:38 Post subject: You know you're training too hard:
You know you're training too hard when:
You think "mmmmmmmmm, accelerade with ice, now that's refreshing".
You put a cliff bar in the microwave just to get the "fresh out of your back pocket after a few hours in the sun" texture.
Your SO want's to get frisky and you ask him/her to put on some lycra.
You pee like you're in the woods in your own bathroom.
(sorry, that's all I have for now)
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MastrBrewr
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Posted: 06/23/05 - 12:40 Post subject:
You catch yourself about to blow a snot rocket while walking around the office.
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Dancer
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Posted: 06/23/05 - 13:01 Post subject:
| MastrBrewr wrote: | | You catch yourself about to blow a snot rocket while walking around the office. |
 that's funny!
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TriBob
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Posted: 06/23/05 - 13:06 Post subject:
You try and click out of the gas pedal.
You yell on your left when passing another car.
You can tell how many miles someone rode by their tan line.
You go through a new box of gu trying to find one with caffeine to finish that early morning spin. 
You have taken at least 15 showers in the past 7 days.
You have had 3 or more lane partners during one swim workout.
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HYPERASHEL
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Location: The South's Sauna, Atlanta
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Posted: 07/05/05 - 11:00 Post subject:
skater:
you walk with a constant bend in your knees.
instead of pacing you "stride in place" BONUS on your heels only
a stranger walking in front of you stop suddenly and you say, "contact" while you put your hand on thier lower back.
Your annual wheel purchase qualifies you for "wholesale/distributor" pricing.
while driving you do crossovers on sharp turns, therefore taking your foot off the pedals.
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Floridaboiler
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Joined: 18 May 2002
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Posted: 07/08/05 - 17:04 Post subject:
| Dancer wrote: |
that's funny! |
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