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andydp
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 Posted: 02/09/06 - 07:22 Post subject: You know you're a redneck when...
Woman resuscitates chicken
A woman saved a chicken by giving it the kiss of life.
Marian Morris from Arkadelphia, Arkansas, resuscitated her brother's pet chicken Boo Boo after it was found floating face down in the family's pond.
Mrs Morris, a retired nurse, said: "I breathed into its beak, and its eyes popped open. I breathed into its beak again, and its eyes popped open again.
"I said, 'I think this chicken's alive now. Keep it warm.'"
Boo Boo got her name because she is easily frightened. It is thought she flopped into the pond after being startled.
She made a fully recovery reports The Sun online.
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 07:52 Post subject:
Oh, those pesky editors!
The following appears in the same article:
Morris said she was pleased to find that the bird she saved was an "exotic," and not just an ordinary chicken.
At least it wasn't resusitated, only to find its way to the dinner table.
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RangerG
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 08:35 Post subject:
Pray tell what an "exotic" chicken is?
In my house, an exotic chicken would be a Perdue, rather than an Acme...
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TriBob
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 08:39 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Pray tell what an "exotic" chicken is?
In my house, an exotic chicken would be a Perdue, rather than an Acme...
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Does it still come in a bucket?
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msparks
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 08:40 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Pray tell what an "exotic" chicken is?
In my house, an exotic chicken would be a Perdue, rather than an Acme...
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To be exotic, it should be marinated in a combination of pineapple and pomegranate juice...then grilled.
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bburgoyne26
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 08:51 Post subject:
I'm thinkin' a real redneck would already have a pot of water boilin' on the stove.......
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 09:20 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | Pray tell what an "exotic" chicken is?
In my house, an exotic chicken would be a Perdue, rather than an Acme...
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Would that be like an "exotic" dancer?
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andydp
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 09:22 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Pray tell what an "exotic" chicken is?
In my house, an exotic chicken would be a Perdue, rather than an Acme...
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Would that be like an "exotic" dancer? |
OK let's review:
Kinky is when you use a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
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Posted: 02/09/06 - 09:33 Post subject:
| andydp wrote: | | gretriever wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | Pray tell what an "exotic" chicken is?
In my house, an exotic chicken would be a Perdue, rather than an Acme...
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Would that be like an "exotic" dancer? |
OK let's review:
Kinky is when you use a feather.
Perverted is when you use the whole chicken. |
Once again, taking the phrase "animal husbandry" to a whole new level. 
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