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HYPERASHEL
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Location: The South's Sauna, Atlanta
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 Posted: 11/10/05 - 17:24 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | Ms. Jenn wrote: | | hire you a bodyguard to take you to the lottery commission to verify the authenticity of your ticket if you already told someone. |
I can handle that little task. For a small fee.... |
you were mu first thought for the bodygaurd, JU gets to be my personal trainer, PH gets to be my wardrobe specialist,......NOT!!!
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RangerG
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Location: Gmail Server Number 126
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 17:26 Post subject:
| HYPERASHEL wrote: | | RangerG wrote: | | Ms. Jenn wrote: | | hire you a bodyguard to take you to the lottery commission to verify the authenticity of your ticket if you already told someone. |
I can handle that little task. For a small fee.... |
you were mu first thought for the bodygaurd, JU gets to be my personal trainer, PH gets to be my wardrobe specialist,......NOT!!! |
Don't hate...
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akern
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 17:27 Post subject: Re: You just won $5,000,000 tax free in the lottery
| purple hayes wrote: | | what's the first thing you do BEFORE you get the money? |
1. Get really drunk.
2. Sleep off a hangover.
Repeat until check comes in.
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TimRuns
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Joined: 11 May 2003
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Location: Coquitlam, British Columbia
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 17:55 Post subject:
Make plans for a long vacation
quit my job
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Cappy
Excelent
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Location: Spreadsheetylvania
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 18:22 Post subject:
| prohemp wrote: | | Cappy wrote: | | I'm calling prohemp, and getting some good advice, for which he will be generously compensated |
I can make your money grow over time but i charge by the hour  |
Just don't take too long, I'd want to grow my money not yours 
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prohemp
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Location: in the cradle of liberty
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 18:23 Post subject:
| RangerG wrote: | | prohemp wrote: | | i charge by the hour |
So do the two chicks.....or so I hear.. |
for that I bill in 20 minute increments
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JACKED UP
PRESIDENT
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Joined: 06 Jun 2003
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Location: www.johnnydu.com
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 19:39 Post subject:
| thegman wrote: | | Get a lawyer. Preferably me. |
That's exactly what I'd do too! 
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gretriever
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Joined: 16 Jul 2003
Posts: 19385
Location: A moving target in a firing range.
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 19:53 Post subject:
Change my name to Joel Koenig until I cash the check.
Then change it back. I get the money, and this Joel guy gets all the long-lost relatives, Nigerian princes, etc.
It's perfect, I tells ya! 
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copteacher
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Joined: 08 Jun 2002
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Location: Teaching in the Halls of Justice
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 20:03 Post subject:
Get a good accountant and attorney on retainer.
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Floridaboiler
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Location: Jacksonville, Florida
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Posted: 11/10/05 - 21:40 Post subject:
get a lawyer.
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andydp
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Location: Upstate NY near Albany
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Posted: 11/11/05 - 06:03 Post subject: Re: You just won $5,000,000 tax free in the lottery
| purple hayes wrote: | | what's the first thing you do BEFORE you get the money? |
Find a lawyer and accountant and set up whatever it is they set up so I do nopt get screwed in tax liability.
Don't even think of collecting until you do that...
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