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MechEngDropout
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 Posted: 09/09/04 - 19:18 Post subject:
On a side note, Baton Rouge is #2 in the nation in new per capita HIV cases.
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JACKED UP
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Posted: 09/09/04 - 19:20 Post subject:
Ok, I'm at low risk too but 1 thing freaks me out here. Who uses protection when or if they ummm, go down south???  I don't care if anyone answers or not, I just had to say that. 
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crazyfrog
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Posted: 09/09/04 - 19:29 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: | | Ok, I'm at low risk too but 1 thing freaks me out here. Who uses protection when or if they ummm, go down south??? I don't care if anyone answers or not, I just had to say that. |
when i was a freshman in college, i had to take this "orientation to college" class and one day someone came in from the clinic and told us all about safe sex. for going below the equator, they make thse laxtex sheets that are about as wide as 1 and 1/2 slices of prepackaged american cheese. and, she showed us how to use them.  she said you could get them anywhere condoms are sold, but ive never seen them anywhere. not that ive looked...
oh and by the way, my results were
Your HIV Risk Change 0.00384504012575494%
You can have sex until you are infected whith HIV 26,008.00 times
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Orange Bubble
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Posted: 09/09/04 - 19:50 Post subject:
I must have done it wrong. Mine said it would take me 82 times to be infected with HIV. And I'm only sleeping with one person and we've had sex more than 82 times.
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HighHeat
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Posted: 09/09/04 - 20:22 Post subject:
1: 26,722
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copteacher
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Posted: 09/09/04 - 20:43 Post subject:
0.0021911318380339%
monogomy baby
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Orange Bubble
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Posted: 09/09/04 - 22:19 Post subject:
I know what I did wrong. It's actually: 5,944.00 times until I become infected with HIV. No need to shun me anymore. I'm clean, I swear. 
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copteacher
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 08:06 Post subject:
I was going to say Lisa
I did not want to give you the old
[highlight=red:3636242092]Scarlett Letter[/highlight:3636242092]
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gretriever
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 08:29 Post subject:
| crazyfrog wrote: | | when i was a freshman in college, i had to take this "orientation to college" class and one day someone came in from the clinic and told us all about safe sex. for going below the equator, they make thse latex sheets that are about as wide as 1 and 1/2 slices of prepackaged american cheese. and, she showed us how to use them. |
We used swiss cheese - this may explain why we have a son.
| shelflifers wrote: | Two questions...
A) What is this'SEX' you speak of, and B) can it be purchased online? |
And you want to join the Smut Club!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 08:34 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | We used swiss cheese - this may explain why we have a son. |
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Maddies Wench
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 08:43 Post subject:
| gretriever wrote: | | We used swiss cheese - this may explain why we have a son. |
Give me a pencil. I need to blind my mind's eye!
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purple hayes
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 08:48 Post subject:
I must be doing something wrong. Even when I punch in my information as monogamous but "risky" I still came up with a 0.00112501085917818% chance.
I must be doing something wrong. 
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Cappy
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 08:52 Post subject:
| purple hayes wrote: | I must be doing something wrong. Even when I punch in my information as monogamous but "risky" I still came up with a 0.00112501085917818% chance.
I must be doing something wrong. |
Gone in 60 seconds might have something to do with it
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GaRebelRunner
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 17:26 Post subject:
| shelflifers wrote: | Two questions...
A) What is this 'SEX' you speak of, and B) can it be purchased online? |
A. I wouldn't know, of course.
B. Probably on E-bay. If not there I'm sure you can purchase sex at the local Wal*Mart. 
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akern
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Posted: 09/10/04 - 17:59 Post subject:
| GaRebelRunner wrote: | | shelflifers wrote: | Two questions...
A) What is this 'SEX' you speak of, and B) can it be purchased online? |
B. Probably on E-bay. If not there I'm sure you can purchase sex at the local Wal*Mart. |
I think I speak for everyone when I say: " EEEEWWWW!!!"
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