Working with the "father of the spitter"

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So I have this cow-orker my friends and I have named "the father of the spitter". He drives me freaking crazy. He's always correcting everything I do and jumping in on my conversations with customers like I don't know what I'm talking about. Hello-I've been working here 9.5 years! Anyways, we had a little cocktail party here at my store in January and I invited all my friends. At my store we have a huge open spiral cherry staircase that goes upto the 2nd floor. My cow-orkers son sat up on the 2nd floor and spit on all my friends below him. Can you believe that.
Just wanted to share that with you.

Pyromaniac

I can believe it. You should of casually walked up there and then sneezed a big honkin' booger on his head. He'd of gotten the message that way.

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Dude, you can soooo take that guy. Challenge him to a battle of might or a battle of wits. You'll easily win either. Then take him out and bury the evidence.

Adjunct

for the kid

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Adjunct

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Then I take my pink love

away from MOPS the cop and give it to monk. At least he appreciates me. cry

Gone Fishin

I once dropped a loogie off the side of a 100' fire tower. Compensating for dispersion and windspeed, was able to drop it square on a buddy's head.

I'd say the kid's got potential Surprised

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The kid is a big PIA like his father.
(The dad makes a "to do" list every day and on it he lists "lunch". Do you really need to list that?)

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my boys could swim

The Pinball

i think you should spit on his dad and tell him his little guy taught you to play that fub game. Mr. Green

sounds like the jackass family.

maybe challenge old dad to a bike ride someday?? how about a friendly run? a refreshing swim upstream?
Twisted Evil

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