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TriBob
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 Posted: 02/23/06 - 09:00 Post subject: Women's names
Three Baptist ministers were on there way home from a Billy Graham crusade with their wives traveling down I-75 when the church van they were in lost control and went off the road. The van burst into flames and they all died instantly.
They found themselves in a line in front of the pearly gates waiting to see St. Peter to get in. The first minister and his wife started to enter the pearly gates and St. Peter stopped them. "Whoa there buddy, I can't let you enter." The minister was shocked, "What do you mean?! I've been a preacher my whole life! I've dedicated my whole life to God! What do you mean I can't enter!?"
St. Peter shook his head, "Sorry, but your whole life you lusted after money. So much so that you even married a women named Penny. You can't enter." He then directed them to an escelator that was going down.
The next minister and his wife approached and St. Peter stopped them, ""Whoa there buddy, I can't let you enter." The minister was shocked, "What do you mean?! I've been a preacher my whole life! I've dedicated my whole life to God! What do you mean I can't enter!?"
St. Peter shook his head, "Sorry, but your whole life you lusted after liquer. So much so that you even married a women named Brandy. You can't enter." He then directed them to an escelator that was going down.
At that point the third minister turned to his wife and said, "Well, Fanny we might as well go ahead and get in the other line."
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