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Laurie Ellen
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 Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:15 Post subject: Women on the edge of a nervous breakdown...
My kids are having a meltdown. Every, like, I dunno... few months or so, it seems like they just wake up and it's All Wrong.
They are b!tchy, crabby, uncooperative, have to be told things twice, and generally Not Nice People.
I don't know if this is part of Bill Cosby's "brain damage", or if it's just girls, or if it's growing pains, or what.
Anyone wanna buy a coupla kids real cheap?
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:15 Post subject:
I'll pay you to take my pre-teen (some days, not all). 
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:16 Post subject:
I got a pair here too, let me know if ya have any takers.
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gretriever
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:17 Post subject: Re: Women on the edge of a nervous breakdown...
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | They are b!tchy, crabby, uncooperative, have to be told things twice, and generally Not Nice People.
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I thought this was the concept of wimmen in general.
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Riff Raff wimmen ALWAYS excluded, of course. 
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airehead
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:22 Post subject:
My husband told me a joke he heard on the radio.
It went something like this:
| Quote: | | I don't know how old Satan was when he started contradicting and arguing with God. My guess is he was about 14. |
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Cappy
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:23 Post subject:
Must be a winter/seasonal thing. My kids had a meltdown on Saturday. I just stayed out of the way and let them exorcise themselves.
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:33 Post subject:
Slip them some Nyquil.
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:34 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | Slip them some Nyquil. |
Not in the middle of the day, I'll have to carry them to the car!
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Laurie Ellen
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:41 Post subject:
OMG now they're bickering over who's going to have darker hair when they get older.
Someone's about to get hurt. 
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 14:43 Post subject: Re: Women on the edge of a nervous breakdown...
| Laurie Ellen wrote: | My kids are having a meltdown. Every, like, I dunno... few months or so, it seems like they just wake up and it's All Wrong.
They are b!tchy, crabby, uncooperative, have to be told things twice, and generally Not Nice People.
I don't know if this is part of Bill Cosby's "brain damage", or if it's just girls, or if it's growing pains, or what.
Anyone wanna buy a coupla kids real cheap? |
Okay, first of all... 
Second, it isn't just girls
Third, welcome to my world
Fourth, G sure is lucky he remembered that last little small-print line of his! 
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 15:03 Post subject: Re: Women on the edge of a nervous breakdown...
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Fourth, G sure is lucky he remembered that last little small-print line of his! |
I learned the rules of fine print in college... 
"Don't screw around, they're serious this time!"
"Take it easy, I'm pre-law."
"I thought you were pre-med."
"What's the difference?"
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 15:14 Post subject:
Nichole just went through a serious wig-out. Thanksgiving thru Christmas.
 I dunno, her and I were about to go rounds. 
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 15:18 Post subject:
| akern wrote: | Nichole just went through a serious wig-out. Thanksgiving thru Christmas.
I dunno, her and I were about to go rounds. |
My 16 yr old had a horrile few months too. I was constantly reminding the boy that I brought his @ss into the world and I can take it out too.
The past few weeks have been better.
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 15:18 Post subject:
| Runner X wrote: | | Slip them some Nyquil. |
Or consider enjoying some yourself. . . the screaming fades into the background eveytime!
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Posted: 01/11/05 - 15:32 Post subject:
| JACKED UP wrote: |
My 16 yr old had a horrile few months too. I was constantly reminding the boy that I brought his @ss into the world and I can take it out too.
The past few weeks have been better. |
LC - Just remember, you were in me a week longer than you were supposed to. That's probably because you were just being stubborn.
Dave - I didn't want to come out 'cause I knew you would be an old witch.
He was three when he said this.
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